MILLIONS IN CASH FROM CORRUPT POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTIES | NY SUES TRUMP OVER KIDDIE INTERNMENT CAMPS | COHEN MAYBE READY TO TALK, ERIK PRINCE SAYS HE HAS | CALLS FOR IDEAL NAZI OFFICIAL OVERSEEING REFUGEES RONALD MORTENSEN TO WITHDRAW

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 12 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   $109 MILLION IN CASH FROM POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTY McClatchy reports, “Aleksandr Burman, a Ukrainian who engaged in a health care scheme that cost the federal government $26 million and was sentenced to a decade in prison, paid … Continue reading MILLIONS IN CASH FROM CORRUPT POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTIES | NY SUES TRUMP OVER KIDDIE INTERNMENT CAMPS | COHEN MAYBE READY TO TALK, ERIK PRINCE SAYS HE HAS | CALLS FOR IDEAL NAZI OFFICIAL OVERSEEING REFUGEES RONALD MORTENSEN TO WITHDRAW

TRUMP ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES | LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN WAIL FOR THEIR PARENTS ON NEW AUDIO + DARE TO CALL THEM ALIENS NOW | SOCIOPATHIC NEO-NAZIS NIELSEN + SESSIONS SAY THEY’RE DOING IT FOR THE KIDS | WILBUR SHOWS US THE NEW ARGENTINA, ER AMERICA

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 4 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP WILL BE ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES NBC News reports, “Trump is expected to visit the Capitol Tuesday to talk with House Republicans about two bills they plan to vote on … Continue reading TRUMP ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES | LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN WAIL FOR THEIR PARENTS ON NEW AUDIO + DARE TO CALL THEM ALIENS NOW | SOCIOPATHIC NEO-NAZIS NIELSEN + SESSIONS SAY THEY’RE DOING IT FOR THE KIDS | WILBUR SHOWS US THE NEW ARGENTINA, ER AMERICA

TRUMP WANTS “MY PEOPLE” TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE NORTH KOREANS WHO HAVE BEEN BRUTALIZED BY KIM | PUPPET POTUS WANTS TO MEET HIS MASTER THIS SUMMER | MANAFORT IS IN JAIL + BY THE GRACE OF FEDERAL PRISONS HIS NUMBER BEGINS WITH “45” | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA REBORN

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 10 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   TWITLER WANTS PEOPLE TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE IN NORTH KOREA The Washington Post reports, “President Trump’s praise Friday for Kim Jong Un’s authoritarian rule in North Korea — and his apparent envy that people there ‘sit up … Continue reading TRUMP WANTS “MY PEOPLE” TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE NORTH KOREANS WHO HAVE BEEN BRUTALIZED BY KIM | PUPPET POTUS WANTS TO MEET HIS MASTER THIS SUMMER | MANAFORT IS IN JAIL + BY THE GRACE OF FEDERAL PRISONS HIS NUMBER BEGINS WITH “45” | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA REBORN

HAPPY MANAFORT COULD GO TO JAIL TODAY DAY! | WH WANTS QUISLING ILLEGITIMATE POTUS TO MEET HIS MASTER | TRUMP SALUTES NORTH KOREAN GENERAL | TRUMP THINKS BILINGUALISM IS EXCUSE FOR OCCUPATION OF CRIMEA | NY SUES TRUMP + KIDS OVER CHARITY FRAUD | DOJ IG: NO DEEP STATE

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 9 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   * MANAFORT ARRAIGNMENT DAY: COULD OLD BOY LOSE FREEDOM? CNBC reports, “President Donald Trump’s former campaign manager, heads to federal court in Washington Friday morning, facing the very real risk of being sent to jail that same day. … Continue reading HAPPY MANAFORT COULD GO TO JAIL TODAY DAY! | WH WANTS QUISLING ILLEGITIMATE POTUS TO MEET HIS MASTER | TRUMP SALUTES NORTH KOREAN GENERAL | TRUMP THINKS BILINGUALISM IS EXCUSE FOR OCCUPATION OF CRIMEA | NY SUES TRUMP + KIDS OVER CHARITY FRAUD | DOJ IG: NO DEEP STATE

NEW COUNT OF NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK! | TY COBB: “MAYBE THERE WILL BE A TURNAROUND IN ANOTHER GENERATION, BUT IT’S A DEATH SPIRAL… AT THIS STAGE” | COHEN MAY FLIP SOON | DEATH CULT GOP MEMBERS SWEAR THEY ARE NOT IN A CULT | FAMILY SEPARATION EVOKES HISTORY’S DARKEST HORRORS

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 11 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   BLOODY WORLD CUP STARTS NPR reports, “The 2018 World Cup is the latest large international sporting event hosted by Russian President Vladimir Putin. For the next month, hundreds of thousands of soccer fans will flock to Russia … Continue reading NEW COUNT OF NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK! | TY COBB: “MAYBE THERE WILL BE A TURNAROUND IN ANOTHER GENERATION, BUT IT’S A DEATH SPIRAL… AT THIS STAGE” | COHEN MAY FLIP SOON | DEATH CULT GOP MEMBERS SWEAR THEY ARE NOT IN A CULT | FAMILY SEPARATION EVOKES HISTORY’S DARKEST HORRORS

TRUMP GOT FLAYED FOR DINNER, NOW WE ALL CAN FEAST ON GRASS SOMEDAY GRAZING ON THE ROTTING CARCASS OF WHAT’S LEFT OF THE NATION | WE CONDUCT MILITARY EXERCISES, BITCH | IT’S CHINA, BITCH | THEN REAGAN SAID TO GORBI, HOW ABOUT SEASIDE CONDOS IN JURMALA? | HEAVY PROPAGANDA

-----TOWARDS A PEACEFUL NUCLEAR EXCHANGE-----   THE “AGREEMENT” IS BEYOND THIN; KIM FLAYED TRUMP FOR DINNER Go read the whole document at CNBC but it is beyond thin, mostly filled with honorifics and all substance is lacking. In essence, the made for TV spectacle on the occasion of the death of America as an idea … Continue reading TRUMP GOT FLAYED FOR DINNER, NOW WE ALL CAN FEAST ON GRASS SOMEDAY GRAZING ON THE ROTTING CARCASS OF WHAT’S LEFT OF THE NATION | WE CONDUCT MILITARY EXERCISES, BITCH | IT’S CHINA, BITCH | THEN REAGAN SAID TO GORBI, HOW ABOUT SEASIDE CONDOS IN JURMALA? | HEAVY PROPAGANDA

AMERICA DIED TODAY | DEFILE THE FLAG BY PLACING IT WITH NORTH KOREA’S BUT NEVER KNEEL DURING THE ANTHEM | FRESH FSB SANCTIONS: WILL THEY HOLD? | BYE-BYE NET NEUTRALITY, INTERNET FREEDOM-ISH | JUDGE HEARS EMOLUMENTS ARGUMENTS AS IF CORRUPTION BEFORE OUR EYES IS A DEBATE

-----BREAKING-----   VOWS LIKE THESE ARE ABOUT AS MEANINGFUL AS VOWS TO TRUMP’S WIVES POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Tuesday signed a joint agreement, after meeting in person for only a few hours, in which Kim promises to work toward ridding the Korean Peninsula of nuclear weapons. … Continue reading AMERICA DIED TODAY | DEFILE THE FLAG BY PLACING IT WITH NORTH KOREA’S BUT NEVER KNEEL DURING THE ANTHEM | FRESH FSB SANCTIONS: WILL THEY HOLD? | BYE-BYE NET NEUTRALITY, INTERNET FREEDOM-ISH | JUDGE HEARS EMOLUMENTS ARGUMENTS AS IF CORRUPTION BEFORE OUR EYES IS A DEBATE