END OF THE BEGINNING: thank you for reading / no lie can last forever

July 17, 2018 Helsinki, Finland   TRUMPISTAN WATCHians,   This is not the beginning of the end but the end of the beginning. When I began TRUMPISTAN WATCH, it was on the heels of the ouster of General Michael Flynn as national security advisor and the 2017 Munich Security Conference. It was before James Comey … Continue reading END OF THE BEGINNING: thank you for reading / no lie can last forever

QUISLING SUMMIT IN HELSINKI | MUELLER INDICTS 12 RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS OVER DNC HACK | DEATH CULT GOP MOVES TO IMPEACH BALLER DEPUTY AG ROD ROSENSTEIN | TRUMP HAS A TANTRUM + ATTACKS THE EU | PREPARE FOR WIDESPREAD RUSSIAN CYBER INFRASTRUCTURE ATTACKS

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 10 (denoted with a *)     -----QUISLING SUMMIT IN HELSINKI-----   QUISLING SUMMIT TO BE HELD AT FINNISH PRESIDENTIAL PALACE The Washington Post reports, “The summit between U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin will be held at one of the Finnish president’s official … Continue reading QUISLING SUMMIT IN HELSINKI | MUELLER INDICTS 12 RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS OVER DNC HACK | DEATH CULT GOP MOVES TO IMPEACH BALLER DEPUTY AG ROD ROSENSTEIN | TRUMP HAS A TANTRUM + ATTACKS THE EU | PREPARE FOR WIDESPREAD RUSSIAN CYBER INFRASTRUCTURE ATTACKS

ONLY STRENGTH + SUNLIGHT PROTECT FROM A LUBYANKA SHITSTORM, NOT OCCURING IN MAY | WH WANTS TO TRY CONSPIRACIES AROUND STEFAN HALPER NEXT | MANAFORT MOVED TO LESS VIP JAIL + MUGSHOT RELEASED | LANNY DAVIS SAYS TRUMP IMPEACHABLE | MICHAEL COHEN HAS NEW $6.7M PROPERTY

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 7 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   ONLY STRENGTH + SUNLIGHT PROTECT ONE FROM A LUBYANKA SHITSTORM POLITICO reports, “On his first official visit to Britain as the U.S. president, Donald Trump warned in an interview that Theresa May’s new Brexit strategy will ‘kill’ any future trade … Continue reading ONLY STRENGTH + SUNLIGHT PROTECT FROM A LUBYANKA SHITSTORM, NOT OCCURING IN MAY | WH WANTS TO TRY CONSPIRACIES AROUND STEFAN HALPER NEXT | MANAFORT MOVED TO LESS VIP JAIL + MUGSHOT RELEASED | LANNY DAVIS SAYS TRUMP IMPEACHABLE | MICHAEL COHEN HAS NEW $6.7M PROPERTY

ILLEGITIMATE POTUS VISITS BREXIT BRITAIN NEXT | 2% OF GDP!? TRY 4% + A PONY + A BUXOM 17 YEAR OLD FOR THE LUNATIC | KELLY WAS JUST PISSED ABOUT BREAKFAST OFFERINGS | NORTH MACEDONIA INVITED TO JOIN NATO | LATVIA GETS NORTHERN COMMAND HQ | BRIAN BENCZKOWSKI CONFIRMED

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 6 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   ILLEGITIMATE POTUS VISITS BREXIT BRITAIN POLITICO reports, “Donald Trump will stay in the U.K. for three full days after arriving for his first official visit to the country Thursday — but will spend hardly any time in London. … Continue reading ILLEGITIMATE POTUS VISITS BREXIT BRITAIN NEXT | 2% OF GDP!? TRY 4% + A PONY + A BUXOM 17 YEAR OLD FOR THE LUNATIC | KELLY WAS JUST PISSED ABOUT BREAKFAST OFFERINGS | NORTH MACEDONIA INVITED TO JOIN NATO | LATVIA GETS NORTHERN COMMAND HQ | BRIAN BENCZKOWSKI CONFIRMED

NATO SUMMIT OFF TO A STRANGE BUT NOT DERANGED START | CALL YOUR SENATORS TO VOTE NO TO ALFA BANK LAWYER BRIAN BENCZKOWSKI FOR DOJ CRIMINAL DIVISION! |MATTIS MISSION: PRESERVE NATO | WHITE BOY TANTRUM SEDITION IS COOL IN TRUMPISTAN | AGENTS/BS ARTISTS EMIN + RUDY

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 6 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   * NATO SUMMIT STARTS TODAY! For the occasion, TRUMPISTAN WATCH has prepared a special #ArticleVforever playlist to rock out to! You’re welcome, world! Now some highlights from the POLITICO live blog: - US Senate backs Article V: … Continue reading NATO SUMMIT OFF TO A STRANGE BUT NOT DERANGED START | CALL YOUR SENATORS TO VOTE NO TO ALFA BANK LAWYER BRIAN BENCZKOWSKI FOR DOJ CRIMINAL DIVISION! |MATTIS MISSION: PRESERVE NATO | WHITE BOY TANTRUM SEDITION IS COOL IN TRUMPISTAN | AGENTS/BS ARTISTS EMIN + RUDY

TRUMP HEADS OFF TO EUROPE EN ROUTE TO CRASHING THE NATO SUMMIT | FLYNN IN COURT | TRUMP’S SCOTUS PICK MOST LIKELY TO PROTECT HIM | TRUMP CALLED HIS STAFF “STUPID PEOPLE” IN CALL TO PUTIN | UK FOREIGN MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON RESIGNS | NOVICHOK INQUIRY SPREADS 40KM AWAY

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 6 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LEAVES FOR FOUR NATION EURO TOUR + QUISLING HELSINKI SUMMIT The AP reports, “Trump departs Tuesday on a four-nation tour amid simmering disputes over trade and military spending with fellow Western democracies and speculation about whether … Continue reading TRUMP HEADS OFF TO EUROPE EN ROUTE TO CRASHING THE NATO SUMMIT | FLYNN IN COURT | TRUMP’S SCOTUS PICK MOST LIKELY TO PROTECT HIM | TRUMP CALLED HIS STAFF “STUPID PEOPLE” IN CALL TO PUTIN | UK FOREIGN MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON RESIGNS | NOVICHOK INQUIRY SPREADS 40KM AWAY

NOVICHOK KLLS INNOCENT IN THE UK | TRUMP WON’T TALK TO SPECIAL COUNSEL BECAUSE HE’S SO INNOCENT + WON’T GIVE UP HIS INNOCENCE | WH DOESN’T WANT MUELLER NEAR JOHN KELLY | TRUMP’S LAWYER TRIED ATTACKING COMEY | NO ALFA BANK LAWYER FOR DOJ ANYTHING

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 7 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   NOVICHOK KILLED INNOCENT BYSTANDER IN THE UK The Washington Post reports, “A middle-aged British woman, who somehow came into contact with the Soviet-era nerve agent known as Novichok, died Sunday evening at a hospital in south England where she … Continue reading NOVICHOK KLLS INNOCENT IN THE UK | TRUMP WON’T TALK TO SPECIAL COUNSEL BECAUSE HE’S SO INNOCENT + WON’T GIVE UP HIS INNOCENCE | WH DOESN’T WANT MUELLER NEAR JOHN KELLY | TRUMP’S LAWYER TRIED ATTACKING COMEY | NO ALFA BANK LAWYER FOR DOJ ANYTHING