—–ON THE AGENDA—–
WELCOME HOME OBAMA! WE MISSED YOU!
Our last real president Barack Obama is having a grand homecoming today with the youth of Chicago! Welcome home! We missed you! And that time in our lives because since November 9, it has been darkness as we find “a thousand points of light” among our civil servants and civil society, judiciary, intelligence community, military leaders, everyone part of resisting the Russian mafia state really. Obama will be “flanked by six younger activists — from Kenwood Academy High School to college students and a bit older, Obama spokesman Kevin Lewis told the Chicago Sun-Times.” The effort is “part of Obama’s commitment to ‘engage the next generation of leaders,’” and the audience is “invitation-only” because activists in Chicago really know how to make noise, in case you have not noticed. On the bright side, tickets are “for students at Chicago area schools including the U. of Chicago, Loyola University, Chicago State University and Northwestern University.” He is coming home Sunday and “might also do other things while in the city” like go get dinner at Valois or some place infinitely more upscale and remind us all of everything we had that we no longer do. We were like spoiled children then.
From the Chicago Sun-Times.
MOGHERINI IN MOSCOW
Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty report’s the EU’s top diplomat Federica Mogherini is in Moscow on her first official visit. “Mogherini met on April 24 with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov for what Russia and the EU said would be talks on Ukraine, Syria, Libya, and Iran, along with bilateral relations and other issues,” likely hacking of Western democracies and perhaps a side of the lunatic installed in the White House.
ARMAGGEDON WATCH: FRENCH ELECTION SPECIAL
By now if you are awake to global affairs or even just European ones, you know that centrist Emmanuel Macron and “Moscow” Marine Le Pen have advanced to the second round of the French presidential elections. Over brunch with a panicked French friend, a fair amount of that panic was due to the fact that Americans are not awake to anything beyond their doorstep, as in literally the front door of their homes. In any case, the troll farms have now been redirected to all things French elections as the measures become very active in what the Kremlin hopes will be a repeat scenario of the American catastrophe of last November and bring about the end of Western civilization as we know it. A Moscow Marine victory would destroy the EU, NATO, stability, trade and our lives. Of course Moscow Marine is openly Kremlin funded and the fact that she garnered a fifth of the vote should be disturbing to anyone with a conscience and non-fascist heart. This is really France’s turn to show the world they are better than the Americans and god let’s hope they do and prove it. It should not be too hard these days as America is a dying empire and this is an old reality for the French who have been under a consumer cloud of American culture since 1945 libération. Now we count on them to do the same for us. Please France, remember what we did for you at Normandy! We don’t even ask for your sons on our beaches, just make the right choice in two weeks to avert catastrophe. Please France! Vive la France! Vive!
SURPRISE! RUSSIA USED ADVISORS TO INFILRATE THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN!
This is the biggest fake news ever our lunatic asshole, potentially genocidal in the future, freak aberration of an American president will say because it does not favor him. That is his definition of fake news: news he does not like. So, CNN reports, “The FBI gathered intelligence last summer that suggests Russian operatives tried to use Trump advisers, including Carter Page, to infiltrate the Trump campaign, according to US officials.” That’s sort of how you install a fake puppet president; in fact, it is an essential architectural element for achieving that end. And yes, it concerns “wackadoodle” Carter Page again. Where is my Page? Constantly tripping up the Feds. CNN reports, “The FBI had Page on their radar for at least four years, according to court documents and US officials.”
TRUMP CONDOS WORTH QUARTER BILLION POSE NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
Surprise! Our walking, talking kompramat machine of a loose canon lunatic president is also a hazard to our national security! What now? Oh only a quarter of a billion dollars worth of real estate holdings he has that could be used to “steer millions of dollars to Trump”. Wow, full Trumpistan! USA Today investigated “every property Trump’s companies own across the country.” What did they find? Oh boy, “Property records show Trump’s trust and his companies own at least 422 luxury condos and penthouses from New York City to Las Vegas, 12 mansion lots on bluffs overlooking his golf course on the Pacific Ocean and dozens more smaller pieces of real estate. The properties range in value from about $200,000 to $35 million each.” In case you don’t know, real estate is a very popular way to cleanse dirty money by overpaying or underpaying, by sweet heart deals and myriad ways that convert it from toxic liquid to acceptable to the eyes of the world investments. Money spent on it can be hidden through shell companies, as is the case with most of the world’s great family run nations like ours (think Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan). As is known, money laundering is as popular of an activity as paying for sex or destroying lives among the Russian elite tied to the mafia state because their world is dark and sad despite all the accouterment of wealth, the poverty is near total. Technically, the lunatic squatting in the White House “is barred by the Constitution from receiving gifts from foreign governments or officials” but that has not stopped him yet or his awful family. So, let’s get to the dirty because you know this administration is trashy filthy:
– USA Today reports, “A couple of weeks before the Republican National Convention, a Las Vegas financial firm filed paperwork to found Milan Investment Limited in Nevada.” Within days of incorporation, this shady new outfit “went on a buying spree. Milan spent $3.1 million over four months to buy 11 luxury condos in a shimmering golden tower near the Strip that Trump owns with friend and casino mogul Phil Ruffin. Trump Ruffin LLC collected the last of the money weeks before Trump was elected.” The address tracks back to a strip mall financial services firm that denied involvement but said a federal regulatory agency had asked the same questions as USA Today. On the Milan purchases, Eric “Qusay” Hussein, er Trump, signed for the sellers, like a good mafia prince. “USA TODAY tracked corporate, loan and property records across Nevada, Texas and Canada to tie three names to Milan Investment”: Jun Xu and Qi Huang, with “an office suite on the outskirts of Las Vegas” and “documents underlying the sale give two more addresses, both million-dollar condos in Vancouver… Canadian records indicate they own both and hold a license to rent one. The records list Xu as a ‘businessman’ and Huang as a ‘housewife.’” They cannot be located for comment. The third person is “Chen Huang of Sugar Land, Texas, who signed loan documents ‘on behalf of Jun Xu and Qi Huang’”. These people love publicity and sunlight so much that “Phone numbers for Chen Huang in Texas were answered but disconnected after a reporter identified himself.” Always a good sign! Especially if you wish to see this president impeached and thrown in jail before he has the chance to destroy all human life in the country and on the planet.
– Who else is buying from our awful Russian owned fake president? “USA TODAY’s review of sales of Trump-owned real estate found dozens of transactions during and since the campaign involving buyers who have business in or connections with foreign countries, or are shielded by purchasing under the name of an LLC.” So hereto with a roll call of very corrupt nations!
– CHINA. “In February, businesswoman Xiao Yan Chen bought one of the president’s penthouses at Trump Park Avenue in Manhattan for $15.9 million… Chen is founder and managing director of Global Alliance Associates, a New York City firm described on its website as ‘a boutique business relationship consultancy for U.S. companies seeking to establish a presence in mainland China.’” She also could not be reached because these people live in the shadows unless you somehow materialize to make them lots of untraceable money, not if you are a reporter asking pesky questions about transparency and uncomfortable things that are sure to displease the awful and/or corrupt.
– UKRAINE. “A few days before Trump’s inauguration, a two-bedroom condo on the 55th floor of the Las Vegas tower sold for $639,000. The buyer of Condo No. 5507 is identified in deeds as Fashion Drive, a New York company named for the street below and formed days before the purchase.” This one is tied to “Ivan Antonevich, a Ukrainian-educated pain doctor who did not reply to interview requests.” As per standard operating procedure with shady real estate deals, “It’s unclear whether he owns the condo, represents the buyer, or something else happened,” because of course, that is by design.
– CHINA AGAIN, THIS TIME THE STATE. “Trump’s leasable space in cities such as New York, Chicago and San Francisco bring in large sums as well… Among the revenue: multimillion-dollar lease payments from the communist government-owned Industrial & Commercial Bank of China”.
That was today in our emoluments nightmare. You cannot hide real estate purchases forever in America, it simply is not possible thanks to our courts (sorry any kleptocrats reading, facts of life hurt, especially when you never outgrew the insecurities of puberty!). Extra hint: these people have lurid divorces and all spills out then. And when it does, it’s pretty glorious. FULL TRUMPISTAN!
From USA Today.
DON’T BUZZ THESE SKIES
Ever since Russia helped facilitate the election of a racist sex predator celebrity to the highest office in the land, we have had Russian military and spy craft flirting close to our borders because they think and likely know they can get away with it. Fox News reports a continuation of Monday and Tuesday nights’ events of Russian military aircraft entering U.S. air space. “Wednesday night a pair of Russian spy planes Ilyushin IL-38s flew near the Aleutian Islands in the Bering Sea staying in the U.S. Air Defense Zone for a few hours before departing. Thursday night, a pair of long-range nuclear-capable Tupolev Tu-95 Bear bombers flew near Alaska and Canada staying in each country’s air defense zone for hours.” Two U.S. Air Force F-22 jets intercepted the flights but a North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) spokesman would not reveal more details. However, “Pentagon officials said they believed the Russians were testing the U.S. Air Force’s response to their bomber flights.” Great!
From Fox News.
NO SANCTIONS WAIVER FOR EXXONMOBIL
POLITICO reports the Treasury Department will not grant a waiver to ExxonMobil or any other energy companies to skirt sanctions against Russia. Hurrah! According to POLITICO, “Exxon had a partnership with Russia’s state-owned Rosneft dating back to 2011 that started to yield oil just before the Obama administration set the sanctions in 2014 following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Former Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson now heads the State Department, but had promised to step aside from decisions involving his previous employer.” Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin said in a one-sentence press release denying Exxon the waiver, “In consultation with President Donald J. Trump, the Treasury Department will not be issuing waivers to U.S. companies, including Exxon, authorizing drilling prohibited by current Russian sanctions.” Beautiful. Welcome Vlad and Trump to the straight jacket of American electoral politics and political perception. The Russian people will catch on soon too and make their own demands no doubt because they want to be like and respected by the American people. Big problem ahead, Vlad.
T REX AND POROSHENKO SPEAK
Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports Russian Order or Friendship medal recipient and “U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has told Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko that Russia’s actions in eastern Ukraine remain an obstacle to improved U.S.-Russian relations and he reiterated his ‘firm’ support for Kyiv.” According to acting State Department spokesman Mark Toner, the Sunday call “was meant to brief the Ukrainian leader on Tillerson’s April 11-12 trip to Moscow”. So as a courtesy out of a sense of real concern for the fate of Ukraine, he waited 11 days after returning to pick up the phone? Not even a text or Facebook message!? What a guy, such concern. TRUMPISTAN WATCH knows what that means: he is just not that into you. Also, “Poroshenko passed on his condolences on the death earlier in the day of a U.S. member of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) Special Monitoring Mission in eastern Ukraine,” which is what likely prompted the high level call, as in you know, oh fuck they are murdering our citizens now there we have to pretend to care and it looks really bad that I never called Petro after coming back from seeing my buddy Sergey and Vlad. Yeah, as if. Smokescreen for the stock options. Horror.
WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER CHANNEL TO COMMUNICATE WITH PUTIN?
BuzzFeed reports, “The Trump administration is expected to appoint a new special envoy to communicate directly with Vladislav Surkov,” a Kremlin aide who is tasked with masking war crimes and international crimes in Ukraine, ostensibly under the excuse of making peace there. All that would take for peace to be achieved is for Russia to withdraw its forces and support for irregular terrorists against the Ukrainian state, but undoubtedly this is not what the Trump administration has promised its Kremlin buddies in exchange for keeping the pee pee video hush hush. A State Department official told BuzzFeed, “There is currently a discussion of the idea,” but added, “no final decisions have been made.” Interestingly, “One Western diplomat said German Chancellor Angela Merkel supported the opening of the channel, and raised it with President Donald Trump during their meeting at the White House last month.” But who is this replacing? Victoria Nuland, “a Senate-confirmed career foreign service officer and prominent Russia hawk who held the title of assistant secretary of state for European and Eurasian affairs.” Recall the Russians once released kompramat on her from calls they eavesdropped on, including one where she said “fuck the EU,” likely out of profound frustration than any desire to see the economic union shattered. Surkov himself was sanctioned by the U.S. in 2014.
US SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IN ESTONIA
Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Republican Paul Ryan, the speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, has said U.S. support for NATO is ‘unequivocal, unambiguous’ during a meeting with Estonian leaders in Tallinn.” He met with Estonian Prime Minister Juri Ratas and said after, “Our strong support for NATO is unequivocal, unambiguous”. The fact that it even needs to be said is a propaganda victory for the Russian mafia state.
HOUSE DEMOCRATS CALL FOR HUNGARIAN NEO-NAZI TO BE FIRED
Following a series of exclusive reports in The Forward, a Jewish-American paper that once printed in Yiddish, House Democrats are calling for Trump’s counter-terrorism advisor Sebastian Gorka to be fired after he was linked to neo-Nazi groups in his native Hungary. The Forward, citing POLITICO, says the letter has garnered the signature of 18 House Democrats so far. This seems like a no brainer and one there should be a queue to sign. We also deserve to know if the Russians had any hand in plucking him from the sewer of far right Hungarian politics and serving him up to the Trump administration, where he may or may not have a security clearance yet. Besides, he is taking the job of a hard working American neo-Nazi. Hire American!
From The Forward.
FIRST CASUALTY WAS TRUTH, INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY CAME NEXT
The Guardian reports on Trumpenführer’s political komissar Ezra Cohen-Watnick on the National Security Council forcing out a former marine officer who is still a serving CIA official from the job as “the CIA’s liaison to the White House” whose “duties included bringing relevant White House officials with appropriate security clearance into the loop about covert operations.” Evidently, “he lost a bureaucratic struggle with his nominal boss, the National Security Council’s controversial intelligence director,” according to former and current White House intelligence officials, The Guardian reports. Indeed “Multiple former colleagues described the former CIA liaison as a consummate professional with no history of infractions,” which makes him too loyal not to Trump but to his duties of protecting the American people from enemies foreign and domestic, of which there is certainly one squatting in the White House now. In classic Trump reality TV fashion, his removal was handled without any class or clue as “late one afternoon in mid-March, the retired marine was abruptly informed that his services were no longer needed and he ought not to come to work the next day. Co-workers were shocked at a display that seemed designed to humiliate him.”
From The Guardian.
FBI DIRECTOR COMEY DOESN’T GET TO DECIDE WHAT POLITICAL MEANS
The New York Times had a pretty damning, long piece on FBI Director James Comey and his understanding of what political means. Surprise! Insanely, the fact that “the Democratic National Committee’s computer system was compromised” and while “It appeared to have been the work of Russian hackers,” the significance “did not immediately cause alarm at the F.B.I. or the Justice Department,” because they were asleep at the wheel and also investigating Clinton’s email practices. Incredibly, “Over the previous year, dozens of think tanks, universities and political organizations associated with both parties had fallen prey to Russian spear phishing — emails that tricked victims into clicking on malicious links. The D.N.C. intrusion was a concern, but no more than the others.” A wide and far reaching conspiracy, you don’t say… The result is that “it would take more than a year for the government to conclude that the Russian president, Vladimir V. Putin, had an audacious plan to steer the outcome of an American election.” It was not until August that “Mr. Comey and his deputies were briefed on a provocative set of documents about purported dealings between shadowy Russian figures and Mr. Trump’s campaign. One report, filled with references to secret meetings, spoke ominously of Mr. Trump’s ‘compromising relationship with the Kremlin’ and threats of ‘blackmail.’” This is the Steele dossier. In October, “the F.B.I. began examining a mysterious data connection between Alfa Bank, one of Russia’s biggest, and a Trump Organization email server. Some private computer scientists said it could represent a secret link between the Trump Organization and Moscow.” Nonetheless, the FBI did not find that important. Follow the trail of missteps all the way up until election week when Comey sent a letter to Congress announcing he was reopening his investigation into Clinton’s emails. Four heart attacks reading.
From The New York Times.
DARKNESS AT NUNES: SCHIFFING THE NARRATIVE BACK ON TRACK
It is with some sadness that our subheading for all things the House intelligence committee, DARKNESS AT NUNES, is forcibly retired along with the Chairman but only for this reason of our favorite subheading. Now the narrative is Schiffing, and it is back on track. Thank god, because more important than a subheading is the fate of the nation. Older generations may struggle with the notion of nation before selfish interest but if these crazy racist state terrorists destroy the nation, any selfish pursuits will be highly illusory and utterly ephemeral. Before we turn into a xenophobic slaughterhouse where the fools win by destroying everything because ultimately, you kill enough and you are destroyed too, the House intelligence committee has posted its invitations to save the republic! Receiving them? Oh, only “FBI Director James Comey and National Security Administration Director Mike Rogers to appear at a closed hearing on May 2. The House panel also invited former CIA Director John Brennan, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper and ex-acting Attorney General Sally Yates to appear at a public hearing that will be scheduled later.” The Sally Yates hearing will make her a feminist hero for a generation. Wait. Watch. She will help destroy the squatter in the White House. TRUMPISTAN WATCH will even go to Garrett’s and get special popcorn for the occasion! If Schiff is a hero of our time, the House intelligence committee will spare us a slaughter, a world war and a Nuremberg style tribunal later. No pressure!
THE BEST HOPE IS LOL NOTHING MATTERS
The Daily Beast report the Senate intelligence committee “supposedly the best hope for getting the public credible answers about whether there was any coordination between the Kremlin and Trump Tower” is basically a nonstarter to date as “There are just seven part-time staffers” and “None of them are trained investigators.” Still no doubt Trump would love to replace them with friendly Russian Embassy workers and agents, if they are not already. More good news: “three months after the committee announced that it had agreed on the scope of the investigation, the panel has not begun substantially investigating possible ties between the Trump campaign and Russia”. Lastly, “No interviews have been conducted with key individuals suspected of being in the Trump-Russia orbit”. This is just the Senate’s way of contributing to an overwhelming chorus of voices that say LOL nothing matters. These days though it is enough that there is no goose-stepping, so be grateful there is no goose-stepping (yet)! And a reminder to any and all in government service to stay put, we need you as you are blocking the path of least resistance to being replaced by any and all forms of unsavory degenerate human life forms. Also anyone with investigative skills who can lend time pro-bono with relevant security clearances in the Washington area, my god be in touch with the offices of the ranking Democrat, Vice-Chairman Senator Mark Warner (because there is no counting on the Russia Party). Also give his office a buzz anyways, by phone is ideal, and let him know you care. This is not bothering them, au contraire, this is giving them the ammo of the voices of the American people.
From The Daily Beast.
WHAT DID THE PRESIDENT KNOW + WHEN DID HE KNOW IT
Carl Bernstein, of Woodward and Bernsten Watergate fame, told CNN Friday that his sources in Congress and the FBI believe that there is a “serious belief” that there is “an active cover up” to stymie the truth about the contacts made and possible collusion of the Russian state in Trump’s campaign. He also reminds us that in two years of reporting in Watergate for The Washington Post there was not a single source willing to go on the record, it was all anonymous sources.
From The Washington Examiner.
—–KNOW YOUR ENEMY—–
THE HUNT FOR RED NOVEMBER HACKERS
BuzzFeed’s trailblazing Sheera Frenkel reports on the efforts to trackdown hackers working with the Russian mafia state. They had a nice run on our state and now, game over. On March 14, police arrested 22 year-old Kazakh-Canadian Karim Baratov at his “lavish home in Ancaster, Ontario,” taking the “hacker away into custody — a subdued end to an international cyber drama that involved the highest levels of the US government, Russian spies, a global cybercrime syndicate, and hundreds of millions of unsuspecting Americans.” Baratov is “awaiting trial in the US on charges that he helped hack into half a billion Yahoo accounts”. Baratov’s “co-conspirators are Alexsey Belan, 29, a notorious Russian hacker still at large, and two Russian intelligence officers, Dmitry Aleksandrovich Dokuchaev, 33, and Igor Anatolyevich Sushchin, 43.” According to BuzzFeed, “The hack on Yahoo that compromised the information of more than 500 million people lays out the complex relationship between the hackers and their targets. The accounts were hacked in 2014, with Yahoo only discovering the compromised accounts in September 2016. Just a few months later, Yahoo announced it had discovered a second, earlier breach, which had affected an additional 500 million people in 2013. Together, the hacks cost the company roughly $350 million, as users fled from the platform amid security concerns,” effectively a “death blow” for the company. Sadly “as the scope of the breach was discovered, researchers began to fear that an enemy of the US was compiling a massive database of all US nationals, complete with personal details and email accounts they could mine for vulnerable information,” which very much appears to have happened. How does this happen? Same way it always does with the Russian state, with “a knock on your door and maybe a knock on your ass. If they can’t threaten you they threaten your family.” And then they go about trapping “one hacker and then they get him to trap his friends”. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Worth your time to read as it dives into the history and dimensions of the Russian and Russian state hacking scene, where it overlaps and where that disintegrates.
NIGEL FARAGE, ANOTHER KREMLIN CONDUIT?
The Guardian has a story on a secret meeting between Nigel Farage, the lead campaigner for the Brexit vote and former leader of the U.K. Independence Party, and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange that took place last month at the Ecuadorean Embassy. Until this story, we thought Assange’s most prominent visitor was Pamela Anderson for conjugal visits! On an ordinary Thursday morning last month, a man in the neighborhood by the name of Ian Stubbings was walking his dog when he saw Farage slip into the Ecuadorean Embassy, tweeting @custardgannet, “Genuine scoop: just saw Nigel Farage enter the Ecuadorian embassy.” A writer for BuzzFeed “who happened to follow him on Twitter” (maybe they are friends), saw the message and rushed over in time to photograph Farage leaving the Embassy. Thank god! “Asked by BuzzFeed News if he’d been visiting Julian Assange, the former Ukip leader said he could not remember what he had been doing in the building.” Hmmm… According to The Guardian, “In October, Roger Stone, a Republican strategist whose links to Russia are currently under investigation by the FBI, told a local CBS reporter about ‘a back-channel communication with Assange, because we have a good mutual friend… that friend travels back and forth from the United States to London and we talk’.” Could this be Farage? A U.S. intelligence official notes the obvious to The Guardian, “When the heat is turned up and all electronic communication, you have to assume, is being intensely monitored, then those are the times when intelligence communication falls back on human couriers.” Think of Bin Laden. And then if you are really thinking, you realize Trump is 1,000 times more dangerous.
From The Guardian.
FANCY BEAR ON THE BALTIC
Reuters reports, “Russia has hacked the Danish defense and gained access to employees’ emails in 2015 and 2016, NATO member Denmark’s defense minister told newspaper Berlingske on Sunday.” Foreign Minister Claus Hjort Frederiksen told Berlingske on the heels of a Danish Defense Intelligence Service report that Russia was responsible for hacking Danish authorities and gaining access to an unclassified system. Evidently, “It is linked to the intelligence services or central elements in the Russian government, and it is a constant battle to keep them away,” Frederiksen said. The foe is familiar: APT28 or “Fancy Bear,” “one of two groups which allegedly gained illegal access to U.S. democrats’ emails last year”. Separately, Russian state-run RT mocks another Danish Defense Intelligence Service warning to the countries’ soldiers in Estonia “to beware of sexy Russian girls and rowdy Russkies in bars when deployed in Estonia”.
ARYAN PRINCESS REQUIRES A CHIEF OF STAFF FOR HER BOGUS JOB
What is more fake and needless than a Donald Trump presidency? His daughter, nepotism Barbie, and her White House job! We imagine she believes it is real which does not make it so nor credible, just as she imagines complicit night mean something other than morally implicated in nefarious activities. POLITICO reports, “Ivanka Trump is quietly staffing up, and she’s filling out her team in the West Wing with former officials from President George W. Bush’s administration.” Her new Chief of Staff, Julie Radford, who is also complicit by the way, worked under Bush’s Education Secretary, Margaret Spellings. Remember, No Child Left Behind, which did the opposite of everything it said it would do? Why couldn’t it be no child but Ivanka and her brothers Uday and Qusay left behind? POLITICO notes the obvious, “Radford’s role as an official chief of staff to a first daughter is unique.” You know who usually gets a Chief of Staff? The president and the first lady but not the kids because normally they act like children not surrogate spouses in what is easily the creepiest father-daughter relationship in American public life. Recall, Trump said he would be dating her if she were not his daughter and has spoken in ways no man should speak of women relatives her in her presence on national television. These two are creepy and their relationship is creepy and if anything truly creepy is exposed, that’s more of this shit stain presidency the nation will wear. Ivanka’s office ostensibly pretends to focus on “women’s issues,” which Ivanka has consistently mistaken for “Ivanka grabs for more power and ignores other women, especially minorities, the poor and the working class”. She should focus on rat issues, it’s much more her forte.
YOUTUBE REMOVED “NAVALNY AS NAZI” VIDEO
It cannot become the business of TRUMPISTAN WATCH to call out every time the Kremlin slings the Nazi slur in the wrong direction, especially with so many real neo-Nazis on the landscape now. Recently, since the rise of Trump, it has become an act of racism to call out a racist as such or properly label a neo-Nazi, klansmen, etc, because they know these things are bad and tried to rebrand as the “alt-right,” which worked for a time because the media acquiesced and celebrated them because journalists also have a limited understanding of history in America it seems. Then there is also the fact that Trump called the CIA Nazis, which they are not, further adding to the concocted cacophony of the moment Trump is hoping to exploit as a smoke screen to become dictator for life of America before passing the baton to Ivanka. Do not believe that is fantasy! Look to his idol in Russia where a “slickly produced” video of opposition leader Alexey Navalny comparing him to Hitler garnered two million views before it was removed from YouTube. While the Kremlin denies involvement, it is most certainly the work of the Russian state. The video “highlighted Navalny’s controversial flirtation with right-wing groups,” and was called, “Hitler 1945/Navalny 2018”. Needless to say the hypocrisy is profound given who the Kremlin favored and helped install in the U.S. election in 2016.
—–RADIO MOSCOW: STORIES FROM THEIR PRESS AND OURS—–
DON’T THINK DONALD TRUMP CAN CHELSEA HANDLER THIS!
Check on it! So TRUMPISTAN WATCH has prattled on at length about how satire is saving us from psychological doom, but so is straight up comedy, but not of the sort that normalizes, of the sort that eviscerates the charade of the Trump administration and turns it into pure schadenfreude. The closest thing to joy TRUMPISTAN WATCH has experienced politically since November 9, the day of the American nakhba, our nakhba, is schadenfreude as the Trumpkins have failed and failed and failed again. Well, comedian Chelsea Handler took on the farce that is the alleged Kushner-Bannon feud where both play the house version of their kind. Kushner being Jewish his role is pre-assigned by the racist lunatics that helped buttress Daddy-in-law to power and Bannon is something that rhymes with Yahtzee. On her Netflix show, Handler said, “With Trump having to decide between ‘the man who got him elected’ and ‘the man his daughter gets erected,’ Handler suggested that the president is actually enjoying all the infighting. ‘The battle is shaping up to be a sequel to World War II,’ she said. ‘There are Nazis and Jews, and Russians!’” We can’t let it end the same way, with a divided Europe and Russia’s superpower status restored. No way.
From The Daily Beast.
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