TRUMP-PUTIN SUMMIT FULL SPEED AHEAD WITH BOLTON DOING MOSCOW PREP WORK | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA HAD CLINTON EMAILS MONTH BEFORE WIKILEAKS | DEATH CULT GOP PLANS SEIGE ON BALLER DEPUTY AG ROD ROSENSTEIN | NEW LINE OF ATTACK: FBI FRAMED FLYNN | TRADE WAR HELL

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 3 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   BOLTON TO MOSCOW TO PLAN TRUMP-PUTIN SUMMIT BECAUSE FUCK ALL ABC News reports, “President Donald Trump may finally get his wish – a summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin – as his National Security Adviser John Bolton heads to Moscow to … Continue reading TRUMP-PUTIN SUMMIT FULL SPEED AHEAD WITH BOLTON DOING MOSCOW PREP WORK | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA HAD CLINTON EMAILS MONTH BEFORE WIKILEAKS | DEATH CULT GOP PLANS SEIGE ON BALLER DEPUTY AG ROD ROSENSTEIN | NEW LINE OF ATTACK: FBI FRAMED FLYNN | TRADE WAR HELL

TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER ENDING FAMILY SEPARATION POLICY HE CREATED, LEAVES 2,300 KIDS WITHOUT BEING IMMEDIATELY REUNIFIED WITH PARENTS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA WANTS US TO THANK DADDY FOR THIS | ABU GHRAIB FOR KIDS | DISAPPEARED | REGIME WANTS TO DESTROY THE STATE

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 5 (denoted with a *)   -----CAMP IVANKA: FROM THE KIDDIE INTERNMENT CAMPS-----   TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER ENDING POLICY HE CREATED POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump signed an executive order Wednesday that ends the administration’s policy of separating migrant families crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, abandoning the … Continue reading TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER ENDING FAMILY SEPARATION POLICY HE CREATED, LEAVES 2,300 KIDS WITHOUT BEING IMMEDIATELY REUNIFIED WITH PARENTS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA WANTS US TO THANK DADDY FOR THIS | ABU GHRAIB FOR KIDS | DISAPPEARED | REGIME WANTS TO DESTROY THE STATE

MILLIONS IN CASH FROM CORRUPT POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTIES | NY SUES TRUMP OVER KIDDIE INTERNMENT CAMPS | COHEN MAYBE READY TO TALK, ERIK PRINCE SAYS HE HAS | CALLS FOR IDEAL NAZI OFFICIAL OVERSEEING REFUGEES RONALD MORTENSEN TO WITHDRAW

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 12 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   $109 MILLION IN CASH FROM POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTY McClatchy reports, “Aleksandr Burman, a Ukrainian who engaged in a health care scheme that cost the federal government $26 million and was sentenced to a decade in prison, paid … Continue reading MILLIONS IN CASH FROM CORRUPT POST-SOVIET BUYERS TO TRUMP PROPERTIES | NY SUES TRUMP OVER KIDDIE INTERNMENT CAMPS | COHEN MAYBE READY TO TALK, ERIK PRINCE SAYS HE HAS | CALLS FOR IDEAL NAZI OFFICIAL OVERSEEING REFUGEES RONALD MORTENSEN TO WITHDRAW

TRUMP ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES | LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN WAIL FOR THEIR PARENTS ON NEW AUDIO + DARE TO CALL THEM ALIENS NOW | SOCIOPATHIC NEO-NAZIS NIELSEN + SESSIONS SAY THEY’RE DOING IT FOR THE KIDS | WILBUR SHOWS US THE NEW ARGENTINA, ER AMERICA

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 4 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP WILL BE ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES NBC News reports, “Trump is expected to visit the Capitol Tuesday to talk with House Republicans about two bills they plan to vote on … Continue reading TRUMP ON THE HILL TO DRAW SUPPORT FOR POLICY HE DENIES | LISTEN TO THE CHILDREN WAIL FOR THEIR PARENTS ON NEW AUDIO + DARE TO CALL THEM ALIENS NOW | SOCIOPATHIC NEO-NAZIS NIELSEN + SESSIONS SAY THEY’RE DOING IT FOR THE KIDS | WILBUR SHOWS US THE NEW ARGENTINA, ER AMERICA

TRUMP WANTS “MY PEOPLE” TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE NORTH KOREANS WHO HAVE BEEN BRUTALIZED BY KIM | PUPPET POTUS WANTS TO MEET HIS MASTER THIS SUMMER | MANAFORT IS IN JAIL + BY THE GRACE OF FEDERAL PRISONS HIS NUMBER BEGINS WITH “45” | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA REBORN

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 10 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   TWITLER WANTS PEOPLE TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE IN NORTH KOREA The Washington Post reports, “President Trump’s praise Friday for Kim Jong Un’s authoritarian rule in North Korea — and his apparent envy that people there ‘sit up … Continue reading TRUMP WANTS “MY PEOPLE” TO “SIT UP AT ATTENTION” LIKE NORTH KOREANS WHO HAVE BEEN BRUTALIZED BY KIM | PUPPET POTUS WANTS TO MEET HIS MASTER THIS SUMMER | MANAFORT IS IN JAIL + BY THE GRACE OF FEDERAL PRISONS HIS NUMBER BEGINS WITH “45” | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA REBORN

HAPPY MANAFORT COULD GO TO JAIL TODAY DAY! | WH WANTS QUISLING ILLEGITIMATE POTUS TO MEET HIS MASTER | TRUMP SALUTES NORTH KOREAN GENERAL | TRUMP THINKS BILINGUALISM IS EXCUSE FOR OCCUPATION OF CRIMEA | NY SUES TRUMP + KIDS OVER CHARITY FRAUD | DOJ IG: NO DEEP STATE

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 9 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   * MANAFORT ARRAIGNMENT DAY: COULD OLD BOY LOSE FREEDOM? CNBC reports, “President Donald Trump’s former campaign manager, heads to federal court in Washington Friday morning, facing the very real risk of being sent to jail that same day. … Continue reading HAPPY MANAFORT COULD GO TO JAIL TODAY DAY! | WH WANTS QUISLING ILLEGITIMATE POTUS TO MEET HIS MASTER | TRUMP SALUTES NORTH KOREAN GENERAL | TRUMP THINKS BILINGUALISM IS EXCUSE FOR OCCUPATION OF CRIMEA | NY SUES TRUMP + KIDS OVER CHARITY FRAUD | DOJ IG: NO DEEP STATE

NEW COUNT OF NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK! | TY COBB: “MAYBE THERE WILL BE A TURNAROUND IN ANOTHER GENERATION, BUT IT’S A DEATH SPIRAL… AT THIS STAGE” | COHEN MAY FLIP SOON | DEATH CULT GOP MEMBERS SWEAR THEY ARE NOT IN A CULT | FAMILY SEPARATION EVOKES HISTORY’S DARKEST HORRORS

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 11 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   BLOODY WORLD CUP STARTS NPR reports, “The 2018 World Cup is the latest large international sporting event hosted by Russian President Vladimir Putin. For the next month, hundreds of thousands of soccer fans will flock to Russia … Continue reading NEW COUNT OF NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK! | TY COBB: “MAYBE THERE WILL BE A TURNAROUND IN ANOTHER GENERATION, BUT IT’S A DEATH SPIRAL… AT THIS STAGE” | COHEN MAY FLIP SOON | DEATH CULT GOP MEMBERS SWEAR THEY ARE NOT IN A CULT | FAMILY SEPARATION EVOKES HISTORY’S DARKEST HORRORS