MEMO TO THE ILLEGITIMATE POTUS: PUTIN IS NOT FINE | AMBASSADOR HUNTSMAN SAYS TRUMP WILL RAISE MEDDLING WITH PUTIN (UM, OK SURE) | MICHAEL COHEN HIRES LANNY DAVIS, OLD CLINTON HAND TURNED DMYTRO FIRTASH COUNSEL | MUELLER ADDS LAWYERS | BYE BYE SCOTTY P

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 6 (denoted with a *)     -----BREAKING-----   TRUMP SAYS PUTIN IS “FINE” BUT THE TWERPY LITTLE FELLER IS NOT FINE The New York Times reports the illegitimate and fake “President Trump lobbed personal and derogatory attacks at two Democratic senators, mocked the #MeToo movement and … Continue reading MEMO TO THE ILLEGITIMATE POTUS: PUTIN IS NOT FINE | AMBASSADOR HUNTSMAN SAYS TRUMP WILL RAISE MEDDLING WITH PUTIN (UM, OK SURE) | MICHAEL COHEN HIRES LANNY DAVIS, OLD CLINTON HAND TURNED DMYTRO FIRTASH COUNSEL | MUELLER ADDS LAWYERS | BYE BYE SCOTTY P

POMPEO DOES NK AGAIN! | PUTIN + TRUMP WILL MEET ONE-ON-ONE NO AIDES, JUST LISTENING DEVICES | NEW NOVICHOK INCIDENT | UK INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN LINKS TO BREXIT | TRUMP WANTED TO INVADE VENEZUELA | PRUITT MAY BE KEPT AROUND TO REPLACE SESSIONS | CODEL COMFORTS ENEMY

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 8 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   POMPEO DOES NORTH KOREA, AGAIN! The AP reports, “Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced on Monday that Pompeo would travel to North Korea this week. The trip to Pyongyang will be Pompeo’s second as top U.S. diplomat … Continue reading POMPEO DOES NK AGAIN! | PUTIN + TRUMP WILL MEET ONE-ON-ONE NO AIDES, JUST LISTENING DEVICES | NEW NOVICHOK INCIDENT | UK INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN LINKS TO BREXIT | TRUMP WANTED TO INVADE VENEZUELA | PRUITT MAY BE KEPT AROUND TO REPLACE SESSIONS | CODEL COMFORTS ENEMY

PREVIEW QUISLING SUMMIT AS LAVROV MEETS CONGRESSMEN | TRUMP PERSONAL ATTORNEY DELIVERS FUCK YOU BY TALKING TO CLINTONWORLD ALUM FOR ABC NEWS | FEDS GET ACCESS TO 1 MILLION COHEN DOCS | KREMLIN ARROGANT ENOUGH NOW TO THINK IT SPEAKS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 8 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   PREVIEW QUISLING SUMMIT: LAVROV MEETS CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION Reuters reports, “Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov will meet with a delegation of U.S. Congressmen on Tuesday, [Russian state-run] Interfax news agency cited the Russian Foreign Ministry as saying on … Continue reading PREVIEW QUISLING SUMMIT AS LAVROV MEETS CONGRESSMEN | TRUMP PERSONAL ATTORNEY DELIVERS FUCK YOU BY TALKING TO CLINTONWORLD ALUM FOR ABC NEWS | FEDS GET ACCESS TO 1 MILLION COHEN DOCS | KREMLIN ARROGANT ENOUGH NOW TO THINK IT SPEAKS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

QUISLING SUMMIT: TRUMP BLATHERS ABOUT CRIMEA, OBAMA WILL HAVE IMMEDIATE REBUTTAL, MOSCOW’S EXPECTATIONS | FAKE POTUS WANTED FRANCE TO LEAVE THE EU | PENTAGON ASSESSES COST OF TROOPS IN GERMANY | US AMBASSADOR TO ESTONIA RESIGNS | HR MCMASTER TO HOOVER INSTITUTION

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 9 (denoted with a *)   -----DIVIDED WE FALL: KEEPING UP WITH THE AMERICANS-----   QUISLING SUMMIT: TRUMP BLATHERS ABOUT CRIMEA Bloomberg reports, “President Donald Trump left the door open to recognizing Russia’s annexation of Crimea, telling reporters that such a move would be up for discussion … Continue reading QUISLING SUMMIT: TRUMP BLATHERS ABOUT CRIMEA, OBAMA WILL HAVE IMMEDIATE REBUTTAL, MOSCOW’S EXPECTATIONS | FAKE POTUS WANTED FRANCE TO LEAVE THE EU | PENTAGON ASSESSES COST OF TROOPS IN GERMANY | US AMBASSADOR TO ESTONIA RESIGNS | HR MCMASTER TO HOOVER INSTITUTION

QUISLING SUMMIT JULY 16 IN HELSINKI | MATTIS WILL CHAPERONE UPCOMING NATO SUMMIT | FINALLY A MASS SHOOTING IN A NEWSROOM AFTER TRUMP CALLS US FAKE NEWS ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE FOR YEARS | JUSTICE KENNEDY’S SON? OH TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK ENABLER | INAUGURAL OLIGARCHS

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 9 (denoted with a *)   -----BREAKING-----   QUISLING SUMMIT: SET FOR JULY 16 IN HELSINKI The Washington Post reports, “President Trump and Russian President Vladi­mir ­Putin will meet July 16 in Helsinki, both of their governments announced Thursday, setting the stage for a high-profile attempt to … Continue reading QUISLING SUMMIT JULY 16 IN HELSINKI | MATTIS WILL CHAPERONE UPCOMING NATO SUMMIT | FINALLY A MASS SHOOTING IN A NEWSROOM AFTER TRUMP CALLS US FAKE NEWS ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE FOR YEARS | JUSTICE KENNEDY’S SON? OH TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK ENABLER | INAUGURAL OLIGARCHS

DETAILS OF PUTIN-PUPPET SUMMIT TO COME TODAY | DEATH CULT GOP WILL TRY + THROW MUD AT THE FEW REMAINING WITH SOME INTEGRITY | BOLTON SHOWS ALL SIGNS OF BEING CAPTURED BY RUSSIA | MANAFORT SOLD REPUBLIC FOR SCRAP LONG AGO | POMPEO SHOWS OFF ALLEGIANCE TO ENEMY STATE

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 3 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA-----   DETAILS OF PUTIN MEETING HIS PUPPET, THE FAKE RUSSIAN POTUS The Guardian reports, “The Russian presidential aide Yuri Ushakov told journalists that the summit will be held in a country other than Russia or the United States. The … Continue reading DETAILS OF PUTIN-PUPPET SUMMIT TO COME TODAY | DEATH CULT GOP WILL TRY + THROW MUD AT THE FEW REMAINING WITH SOME INTEGRITY | BOLTON SHOWS ALL SIGNS OF BEING CAPTURED BY RUSSIA | MANAFORT SOLD REPUBLIC FOR SCRAP LONG AGO | POMPEO SHOWS OFF ALLEGIANCE TO ENEMY STATE

BOLTON IN MOSCOW | TRUMP + BOLTON AWAIT MARCHING ORDERS | HELSINKI OR VIENNA FOR THESE BITCHES TO BOW TO FUCK YOU RUSSIA? | RUSSIAN MOB USES EMIN AGALAROV TO TELL TRUMP: WE OWN YOU | NOW THE ATTACK ON NATO VIA NORWAY BEGINS | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: THE ECONOMY

NUMBER OF STORIES ABOUT NEWS THAT DOESN’T SUCK: 6 (denoted with a *)   -----ON THE AGENDA----- BOLTON IN MOSCOW AS RUMORS OF TRUMP-PUTIN SUMMIT SWIRL The Telegraph reports, “Donald Trump's national security adviser John Bolton is travelling to Moscow to discuss a meeting between the US president and Vladimir Putin that could coincide with … Continue reading BOLTON IN MOSCOW | TRUMP + BOLTON AWAIT MARCHING ORDERS | HELSINKI OR VIENNA FOR THESE BITCHES TO BOW TO FUCK YOU RUSSIA? | RUSSIAN MOB USES EMIN AGALAROV TO TELL TRUMP: WE OWN YOU | NOW THE ATTACK ON NATO VIA NORWAY BEGINS | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: THE ECONOMY