TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PUTIN’S ANNUAL CALL IN SHOW As if Putin were not already as overexposed as a real housewife, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is holding a televised question-and-answer session, the latest edition of a heavily stage-managed annual show broadcast live by Russia's main state networks,” Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, adding “opening questions … Continue reading TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM

U.S. ARMY 242 YEARS OLD TODAY, TRUMP 71 GOING ON 7 | GUNFIRE AT CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME | A MESSAGE OF SORTS? | RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED AGAIN | SENATE VOTES ON SANCTIONS

BREAKING STORY: CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME SHOT UP Multiple outlets are reporting a shooting at a baseball game in Alexandria, Virginia involving members of Congress. Early reports indicate Rep. Steve Scalise was shot. CBS News reports four shot, including the gunman and Scalise. Given what else is going on in the country and the fact that … Continue reading U.S. ARMY 242 YEARS OLD TODAY, TRUMP 71 GOING ON 7 | GUNFIRE AT CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME | A MESSAGE OF SORTS? | RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED AGAIN | SENATE VOTES ON SANCTIONS

PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL | TRUMP’S FIRST CABINET MEETING LIKE NORTH KOREA | HOW GREAT IS THE GREAT LEADER? | PRE-COUP-LIKE PRESS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA’S FEELINGS ARE HURT | MEGYN KELLY NORMALIZES PRESIDENT’S FAVORITE CONSPIRACY NUT | CAPITALISM CONSENTS

-----ON THE AGENDA----- PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL POLITICO reports, “Attorney General Jeff Sessions will testify in an open hearing Tuesday before the Senate Intelligence Committee on his role in the unfolding Russia investigation, according to congressional and Justice Department officials.” The Washington Post has some useful background as a reminder, “Sessions had a … Continue reading PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL | TRUMP’S FIRST CABINET MEETING LIKE NORTH KOREA | HOW GREAT IS THE GREAT LEADER? | PRE-COUP-LIKE PRESS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA’S FEELINGS ARE HURT | MEGYN KELLY NORMALIZES PRESIDENT’S FAVORITE CONSPIRACY NUT | CAPITALISM CONSENTS

HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! While protests in Moscow and across Russia are ongoing, BBC reported earlier that Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny was detained at the entrance to his building, according to his wife. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Police in Moscow used megaphones to order anticorruption protesters to disperse as … Continue reading HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

-----BREAKING-----   ANALYSIS: STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY DAY BLUES AGAIN Leave it to Trump to blow the cover of a complex money laundering scheme on something so elementary as a demand for a loyalty oath. Did everyone sleep well after having their faith in democracy and the American way restored? Yeah right, just … Continue reading STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   COMEY DAY: THE THRILL ON THE HILL Winter is Comey! The day is here. The Party of Russia has begged the toddler in chief not to Tweet live during the hearing or even watch, but with nothing on his schedule and the 24 hour media to egg him on, bring it … Continue reading FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED | DOES THE PRESIDENT KNOW… WHERE CENTCOM IS? WHAT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IS? HOW TO TAKE ATTORNEYS’ ADVICE + PAY ON TIME? | IN TWO WEEKS TIME | QUSAY RUNS MAJOR INTERFERENCE + STEALS FROM CANCER KIDS FOR DADDY | PRINCELING JARED’S FAKE NEWS SAUDI ARMS DEAL

-----BREAKING-----   SURPRISE! RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED! The Washington Post reports Senator Mark Warner of Virginia, “The ranking Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee says Tuesday that hacking into state voting systems was more widespread than has been disclosed.” Surprise! Are you really? Has TRUMPISTAN WATCH not dutifully worked to prepare you for … Continue reading RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED | DOES THE PRESIDENT KNOW… WHERE CENTCOM IS? WHAT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IS? HOW TO TAKE ATTORNEYS’ ADVICE + PAY ON TIME? | IN TWO WEEKS TIME | QUSAY RUNS MAJOR INTERFERENCE + STEALS FROM CANCER KIDS FOR DADDY | PRINCELING JARED’S FAKE NEWS SAUDI ARMS DEAL