GOOD MORNING TRUMPISTAN! TWITLER FIRES OFF MISSILE THREATS | FAKE POTUS CANCELS SOUTH AMERICA TRIP | TRUMP WANTS TO FIRE BALLERS MUELLER + ROSENSTEIN, AGAIN! | TUESDAY WAS STORMY WITH MORE THAN A CHANCE OF SLEAZE BY DUSK | MICHAEL COHEN KIND ABOUT FBI RAID CONDUCT

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP TO DINE WITH THE DEATH CULT “LEADERS” POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump will host Republican leaders for dinner at the White House on Wednesday night,” as, “The dinner has been in the works for several days and was being planned before Trump attacked special counsel Robert Mueller on Monday and … Continue reading GOOD MORNING TRUMPISTAN! TWITLER FIRES OFF MISSILE THREATS | FAKE POTUS CANCELS SOUTH AMERICA TRIP | TRUMP WANTS TO FIRE BALLERS MUELLER + ROSENSTEIN, AGAIN! | TUESDAY WAS STORMY WITH MORE THAN A CHANCE OF SLEAZE BY DUSK | MICHAEL COHEN KIND ABOUT FBI RAID CONDUCT

TRUMP ROCKED BY FBI RAID ON PERSONAL LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN | ZUCK PUTS ON A SUIT TO ASS KISS CONGRESS | SKETCH OF SKETCHBALL WHO THREATENED STORMY TO COME TODAY | SWIFT SYRIA RESPONSE AWAITED | COHEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BANK, WIRE + CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   FARABOOK’S ZUCK TO FACE CONGRESS The Committee to Investigate Russia notes, “Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg will appear before members of Congress Tuesday and Wednesday.” For those tuning in at home today, “The Senate Judiciary and Commerce Committees hold their joint hearing Tuesday, April 10th starting at 2:15pm ET. Zuckerberg will be … Continue reading TRUMP ROCKED BY FBI RAID ON PERSONAL LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN | ZUCK PUTS ON A SUIT TO ASS KISS CONGRESS | SKETCH OF SKETCHBALL WHO THREATENED STORMY TO COME TODAY | SWIFT SYRIA RESPONSE AWAITED | COHEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR BANK, WIRE + CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD

THE JOHN BOLTON APOCALYPSE IS HERE | AT LEAST TRUMP IS AGHAST AT CHEMICAL WEAPONS USE IN SYRIA | ISRAEL STRIKES SYRIA AS FRANCE CALLS FOR SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING | MCMASTER DEPARTS, NO LONGER MCMASTER OF THIS DOMAIN | DARKNESS AT NUNES + DOJ TUSSLE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   MINISTRY OF NO VIRTUE: THE JOHN BOLTON APOCALYPSE BEGINS The Washington Post reports, “John Bolton, a noted hawk on Russia and Iran, begins work as Trump’s national security adviser on Monday.” God help us all. As you prepare for the apocalypse, remember we have entropy and unforeseen events on our side, … Continue reading THE JOHN BOLTON APOCALYPSE IS HERE | AT LEAST TRUMP IS AGHAST AT CHEMICAL WEAPONS USE IN SYRIA | ISRAEL STRIKES SYRIA AS FRANCE CALLS FOR SECURITY COUNCIL MEETING | MCMASTER DEPARTS, NO LONGER MCMASTER OF THIS DOMAIN | DARKNESS AT NUNES + DOJ TUSSLE

SOME SANCTIONS ANNOUNCEMENT, MAY BE TOTAL BULLSHIT | ACTIVE MEASURES: TRUMP’S NEEDLESS TRADE WAR | AIR FORCE ONE GOT A LITTLE STORMY | MUELLER HAS A PEDO ON RECORD SAYING ERIK PRINCE IS FULL OF SHIT | CONGRESS WANTS TO KNOW WHAT FARABOOK DATA RUSSIA GOT

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NEW SANCTIONS (POSSIBLY MORE FAKE) TO BE IMPOSED TODAY NBC News reports, “The U.S. is expected to impose its most aggressive sanctions yet on Russian oligarchs Friday, likely targeting people with ties to Russian President Vladimir Putin”. NBC News peculiarly cautions, “officials did not provide names of any of the targeted individuals or … Continue reading SOME SANCTIONS ANNOUNCEMENT, MAY BE TOTAL BULLSHIT | ACTIVE MEASURES: TRUMP’S NEEDLESS TRADE WAR | AIR FORCE ONE GOT A LITTLE STORMY | MUELLER HAS A PEDO ON RECORD SAYING ERIK PRINCE IS FULL OF SHIT | CONGRESS WANTS TO KNOW WHAT FARABOOK DATA RUSSIA GOT

TRUMP’S GIFT OF THE DAY TO PUTIN: SYRIA WITHDRAWAL | AMERICA’S OTHER ARYAN PRINCESS: “THE THREAT IS REAL” | IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID | THE INCREDIBLE COSMIC ALIGNMENT OF ALL ROGER STONE J-ASS COMMENTS IS A HOAX, DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, EARS | FAKING SANCTIONS, ROUND TWO

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S GIFT OF THE DAY TO PUTIN: SYRIA WITHDRAWAL The Washington Post reports, “President Trump has instructed military leaders to prepare to withdraw U.S. troops from Syria, but has not set a date for them to do so”. The Washington Post adds, “In a meeting with top national security officials Tuesday, Trump stressed … Continue reading TRUMP’S GIFT OF THE DAY TO PUTIN: SYRIA WITHDRAWAL | AMERICA’S OTHER ARYAN PRINCESS: “THE THREAT IS REAL” | IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID | THE INCREDIBLE COSMIC ALIGNMENT OF ALL ROGER STONE J-ASS COMMENTS IS A HOAX, DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES, EARS | FAKING SANCTIONS, ROUND TWO

5OTH ANNIVERSARY OF MLK JR. ASSASSINATION | GET READY TO RUMBLE | MISSILES OVER THE BALTIC SEA | RUSSIA CALLS OPCW MEETING | MINSK TALKS | TRUMP A SUBJECT OF MUELLER INVESTIGATION | DOOFUS DUTCH LAWYER GETS 30 DAYS + $20K FINE | WHITE HOUSE BALTIC SUMMIT | MCMASTER ON RUSSIA

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   MLK ASSASSINATION ANNIVERSARY Today marks 50 years since the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. outside the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. King was in the city to support striking sanitation workers. Events are planned nationwide to commemorate the anniversary as many of us look around in shock and disgust at … Continue reading 5OTH ANNIVERSARY OF MLK JR. ASSASSINATION | GET READY TO RUMBLE | MISSILES OVER THE BALTIC SEA | RUSSIA CALLS OPCW MEETING | MINSK TALKS | TRUMP A SUBJECT OF MUELLER INVESTIGATION | DOOFUS DUTCH LAWYER GETS 30 DAYS + $20K FINE | WHITE HOUSE BALTIC SUMMIT | MCMASTER ON RUSSIA

TRUMP INVITED PUTIN TO THE WHITE HOUSE | BALTIC SUMMIT AT WHITE HOUSE | FIRST SENTENCING IN MUELLER PROBE OF GERMAN KHAN SON-IN-LAW, THE DOOFUS DUTCH LAWYER | TWITLER LOVES OLD SCHOOL ORWELLIAN SINCLAIR PROPAGANDA | YES, DEPUTY AG ROSENSTEIN IS THAT BIG OF A BALLER

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   BALTIC SUMMIT AT THE WHITE HOUSE Voice of America reports, “The U.S. relationship with fellow NATO members comes under scrutiny again this week as U.S. President Donald Trump hosts a Baltic Summit at the White House on Tuesday. According to a White House statement, Trump and President Kersti Kaljulaid of Estonia, … Continue reading TRUMP INVITED PUTIN TO THE WHITE HOUSE | BALTIC SUMMIT AT WHITE HOUSE | FIRST SENTENCING IN MUELLER PROBE OF GERMAN KHAN SON-IN-LAW, THE DOOFUS DUTCH LAWYER | TWITLER LOVES OLD SCHOOL ORWELLIAN SINCLAIR PROPAGANDA | YES, DEPUTY AG ROSENSTEIN IS THAT BIG OF A BALLER