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WARNING: Welcome to Dr. Strangelove in real life. We are now in month three since “the Great Day of Patriotic Devotion,” T***p’s Inauguration January 20, 2017. We are hurling at breakneck speed into the abyss of a nuclear exchange. By reading what you do here, you may become involved in climbing us out of the abyss. As a result, you surrender a life of sleepwalking comfort. We regret the inconvenience.
REMEMBER: If everything goes white, that isn’t “make America great again,” that’s the nuclear exchange.