CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DID NOT TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH Surprise! POLITICO clearly found nothing to mock in our very fake president’s very real speech to the U.N. General Assembly to slap a headline like “Trump warns that major portions of the world ‘are going to hell’”. POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump … Continue reading TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANT WIKILEAKS COLLUSION PRIVACY LAWSUIT THROWN OUT | PUTIN TALKS A BUNCH OF SHIT AT THE KID’S TABLE | HOUSE INTEL SHOWS MORE SIGNS OF POLITICIZATION | DISINFO WARS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS ASK FOR WIKILEAKS-DNC LAWSUIT TO BE THROWN OUT POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump’s attorneys on Tuesday asked a federal judge to toss out a Democratic-driven lawsuit that accuses his 2016 campaign of conspiring with Russian operatives to publish stolen Democratic National Committee information on WikiLeaks.” Recall, “The case, filed in July … Continue reading TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANT WIKILEAKS COLLUSION PRIVACY LAWSUIT THROWN OUT | PUTIN TALKS A BUNCH OF SHIT AT THE KID’S TABLE | HOUSE INTEL SHOWS MORE SIGNS OF POLITICIZATION | DISINFO WARS

PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF