NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

KLEPTOCRACY WATCH AS TRUMP TRASH FAMILY DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET | MANAFORT MONEY TRAIL | ANTONOV OFFICIALLY NAMED NEXT RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR TO US | LITHUANIA RECEIVES US LNG | CRAZY MOSCOW MANEUVERS

-----BREAKING-----   KLEPTOCRACY WATCH: TRUMP TRAVEL DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET USA Today reports, “The Secret Service can no longer pay hundreds of agents it needs to carry out an expanded protective mission – in large part due to the sheer size of President Trump's family and efforts necessary to secure their multiple residences up and down the East Coast.” … Continue reading KLEPTOCRACY WATCH AS TRUMP TRASH FAMILY DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET | MANAFORT MONEY TRAIL | ANTONOV OFFICIALLY NAMED NEXT RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR TO US | LITHUANIA RECEIVES US LNG | CRAZY MOSCOW MANEUVERS

CHAMPAGNE IN THE KREMLIN FOR THE NAZIS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE | THANKS OBAMA, WARNED MANY TIMES | REINCE-MAKER: MUELLER WANTS TO TALK TO EX-CHIEF OF STAFF | KUSHNER’S CLEARANCE + DEUTSCHE BANK DAMAGE | THE DEATH OF STALIN: MEMORIALS + A COMEDY

-----BREAKING-----   CHAMPAGNE IN THE KREMLIN FOR CHARLOTTESVILLE The Washington Post reports, “Chaos and violence turned to tragedy Saturday as hundreds of white nationalists, neo-Nazis and Ku Klux Klan members — planning to stage what they described as their largest rally in decades to ‘take America back’— clashed with counterprotesters in the streets and a … Continue reading CHAMPAGNE IN THE KREMLIN FOR THE NAZIS IN CHARLOTTESVILLE | THANKS OBAMA, WARNED MANY TIMES | REINCE-MAKER: MUELLER WANTS TO TALK TO EX-CHIEF OF STAFF | KUSHNER’S CLEARANCE + DEUTSCHE BANK DAMAGE | THE DEATH OF STALIN: MEMORIALS + A COMEDY

DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL TIME reports, “President Donald Trump's son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner will return to Capitol Hill Tuesday for a second day of private meetings with congressional investigators, this time for a closed-door conversation with lawmakers on the House Intelligence Committee.” Pity they have to … Continue reading DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

-----BREAKING-----   JARED SPEAKS – SORT OF, OK HE RELEASED A STATEMENT The Washington Post reports, “Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior adviser and son-in-law, plans to detail four meetings,” while denying “any improper contacts or collusion in testimony to a congressional panel on Monday.” According to the Washington Post, “Kushner defends his interactions with Russian Ambassador … Continue reading JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

NSC ADVISED AGAINST BILAT WITH PUTIN | SPECIAL COUNSEL GOES DEEP | TRUMP’S LEGAL STRATEGY: 1 IF BY DISCREDITING, 2 IF BY PARDON | RESHUFFLING THE LEGAL TEAM ON THE TITANIC | T REX’S EXXON VIOLATED RUSSIA SANCTIONS | UKRAINIANS DYING SO YOU CAN BE FREE

-----BREAKING----- MCMASTER, AIDES ADVISED AGAINST TRUMP-PUTIN MEETING The AP reports, “some top aides, including National Security Adviser Gen. H.R. McMaster, have been warning that Putin is not to be trusted.” According to AP (and common sense, really), “diplomats and intelligence officials were ‘dumbfounded’ by the president’s approach, particularly given the evidence of Russia’s election meddling.” … Continue reading NSC ADVISED AGAINST BILAT WITH PUTIN | SPECIAL COUNSEL GOES DEEP | TRUMP’S LEGAL STRATEGY: 1 IF BY DISCREDITING, 2 IF BY PARDON | RESHUFFLING THE LEGAL TEAM ON THE TITANIC | T REX’S EXXON VIOLATED RUSSIA SANCTIONS | UKRAINIANS DYING SO YOU CAN BE FREE