KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

-----BREAKING-----   KELLY: THANKLESS TASK OF KEEPING FAKE NEWS OFF TRUMP’S DESK The New York Times reports, “The president was given pieces of unvetted information, and found more on his own that he often tweeted out. Policy decisions were often based on whoever had last gotten Mr. Trump’s attention. But now, “inside the West Wing, … Continue reading KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   SESSIONS + DNI COATS TO TALK INTEL LEAKS The Hill reports, “Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats will hold speak [sic] on Friday morning about the Trump administration's ongoing efforts to combat intelligence leaks, according to a Justice Department statement.” Citing a statement, The Hill reports, “Sessions … Continue reading TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE KICKS OFF EASTERN EUROPE TOUR The AP reports, “Vice President Mike Pence visits three countries in Russia's neighborhood,” in order “to signal support for them and NATO while drawing a line against aggression.” According to the AP, “Pence's mission will be encouraging those countries to continue to ally with the … Continue reading PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS

CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP TWEETS | NSC FLYNNSTONE FIRED | SENATE PASSES RUSSIA SANCTIONS (BERNIE VOTES NO) | RUSSIA RETALIATES | 35% APPROVAL | O TRUMPISTAN!

-----BREAKING-----   CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP’S TRANSGENDER TWEETS POLITICO reports, “There will be ‘no modifications’ to the military’s transgender policy as a result of President Donald Trump’s tweets, the chairman of the joint chiefs said in a message to top military officers on Thursday.” Now before you scream, “Transgender troops are a … Continue reading CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP TWEETS | NSC FLYNNSTONE FIRED | SENATE PASSES RUSSIA SANCTIONS (BERNIE VOTES NO) | RUSSIA RETALIATES | 35% APPROVAL | O TRUMPISTAN!

TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX NEWS The Washington Post reports, “President Trump laid out his belief that special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is biased in the expanding Russia investigation and suggested in an interview broadcast Friday morning that he may eventually need to step down.” Well that is not going to happen … Continue reading TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

-----BREAKING-----   WE MUST PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF RUSSIAN SPIES MEETING POTUS Most everyone has heard by now that the White House will not be releasing logs of who is coming in for meetings because it costs money to translate them from the original Russian. What does this mean in real terms? POLITICO reports, “Under … Continue reading PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?

-----BREAKING-----   THE GENERALS REALLY ARE IN CHARGE The puppet president gave an interview to Fox Business’s Maria Bartiromo, his “first major interview since ordering a military strike on a Syrian airfield late last week”. What do we learn? Well, in addition to thinking he bombed Iraq (he required correcting)? “What I did should have been done by … Continue reading AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?