WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE ARRIVES IN MONTENEGRO AT END OF EASTERN EUROPE TRIP Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence has arrived in Montenegro on the final leg of a tour of Eastern Europe.” He is in Podgorica, the most boring of the Balkan capitals “as a show of U.S. support … Continue reading PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! While protests in Moscow and across Russia are ongoing, BBC reported earlier that Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny was detained at the entrance to his building, according to his wife. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Police in Moscow used megaphones to order anticorruption protesters to disperse as … Continue reading HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

CALEXIT TO RUSSIA | AXIS OF ADULTS | TRUMP’S MUSCLE HAS FANCY TITLES | PUTIN DRAMATURGIA | PAMELA ANDERSON, KREMLIN CONDUIT

-----BREAKING-----   NAZI SCUM SEBASTIAN GORKA MAY NOT HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE The Jewish-American paper The Forward broke the story in the U.S. of Trump’s counter-terrorism advisor Sebastian Gorka’s ties to the far right and Nazi remnants in Hungary before the bottom feeder washed up on our shores. Now The Forward reports, one of Trump’s … Continue reading CALEXIT TO RUSSIA | AXIS OF ADULTS | TRUMP’S MUSCLE HAS FANCY TITLES | PUTIN DRAMATURGIA | PAMELA ANDERSON, KREMLIN CONDUIT

THE MOTHER OF ALL THINGS MOTHERS | AGENTS, BOMBS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, TROLLS, PROXIES, MONEY + EUROVISION SCANDALS!

-----BREAKING-----   FOREIGN AGENTS, FBI FLUBS, FISA FUN The Guardian reports, “Britain’s spy agencies played a crucial role in alerting their counterparts in Washington to contacts between members of Donald Trump’s campaign team and Russian intelligence operatives”. In late 2015, GCHQ became aware of “suspicious ‘interactions’ between figures connected to Trump and known or suspected … Continue reading THE MOTHER OF ALL THINGS MOTHERS | AGENTS, BOMBS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, TROLLS, PROXIES, MONEY + EUROVISION SCANDALS!

AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?

-----BREAKING-----   THE GENERALS REALLY ARE IN CHARGE The puppet president gave an interview to Fox Business’s Maria Bartiromo, his “first major interview since ordering a military strike on a Syrian airfield late last week”. What do we learn? Well, in addition to thinking he bombed Iraq (he required correcting)? “What I did should have been done by … Continue reading AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?