TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DID NOT TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH Surprise! POLITICO clearly found nothing to mock in our very fake president’s very real speech to the U.N. General Assembly to slap a headline like “Trump warns that major portions of the world ‘are going to hell’”. POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump … Continue reading TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

BATTLE FOR REDACTED RUSSIA REPORT | REPUBLICANS HEAR MURMURS OF REAGAN’S LEGACY | TIME FOR TRUMP’S FAKE NEWS | SOME SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PEACEFUL NUKES

-----BREAKING-----   BATTLE FOR REDACTED RUSSIAN HACKING REPORT In news that should surprise no one, the colluder-in-chief’s administration “is refusing to release a redacted version of a key report President Barack Obama received in January on alleged Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election,” POLITICO reports citing court filings. According to POLITICO, “Then-Director of National … Continue reading BATTLE FOR REDACTED RUSSIA REPORT | REPUBLICANS HEAR MURMURS OF REAGAN’S LEGACY | TIME FOR TRUMP’S FAKE NEWS | SOME SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PEACEFUL NUKES

AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

-----BREAKING-----   AVANLANCHE OF LATEST INTEL RELEASES The Washington Post reports, “U.S. intelligence agencies had sourcing deep inside the Russian government capturing Putin’s direct instructions in the operation to damage Clinton’s chances of winning and help elect Trump,” and in some effort at damage control over the eight months of hell since the coup, even … Continue reading AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! While protests in Moscow and across Russia are ongoing, BBC reported earlier that Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny was detained at the entrance to his building, according to his wife. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Police in Moscow used megaphones to order anticorruption protesters to disperse as … Continue reading HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TILLERSON IN MOSCOW Reuters reports before departing from the G7 in Lucca, Italy for Moscow, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters, “It is clear to us the reign of the Assad family is coming to an end”. Tillerson finger pointed and “said … Continue reading BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JENS STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON POLITICO reports Russian puppet president Trump is meeting Vlad’s mortal enemy, the Secretary General of NATO Jens Stoltenberg (in this instance Stoltenberg as a man is irrelevant but his role in the world is despised by Kremlin manchildren).   Stoltenberg will arrive in Washington today … Continue reading STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME