NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP TO MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR Russian state-run RT writes, “The new Russian Ambassador to Washington, Anatoly Antonov will present his credentials to US President Donald Trump on Friday, the White House has confirmed.” How horrible. This has not appeared yet in U.S. media. Russian state-run RT … Continue reading RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UDAY ON THE HILL Alas, something to look forward to! Hopefully some perp walk-like or lite photos of Uday being escorted by security through the Capitol will emerge to hold us over until the real thing materializes! CNN reports, “Donald Trump Jr. is headed for a staff-level interview with the Senate … Continue reading UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE ARRIVES IN MONTENEGRO AT END OF EASTERN EUROPE TRIP Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence has arrived in Montenegro on the final leg of a tour of Eastern Europe.” He is in Podgorica, the most boring of the Balkan capitals “as a show of U.S. support … Continue reading PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

DON’T LET THE STUPID (OR THE RUSSIAN MAFIA STATE) KILL YOU! | PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE IN CONTENTION | RUSSIA PARTY REPUBLICANS BLOCK SANCTIONS | MAFIA LAWYER ACTS LIKE IT | TRUMP IS A DIRTY RUSSIAN MONEY LAUNDROMAT | MERCERS FUND MILO

-----BREAKING-----   WALL STREET JOURNAL SOURCE DIED OF SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE The Chicago Tribune reports, “A Republican donor and operative from Chicago's North Shore who said he had tried to obtain Hillary Clinton’s missing emails from Russian hackers killed himself in a Minnesota hotel room days after talking to The Wall Street Journal about his efforts, public … Continue reading DON’T LET THE STUPID (OR THE RUSSIAN MAFIA STATE) KILL YOU! | PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE IN CONTENTION | RUSSIA PARTY REPUBLICANS BLOCK SANCTIONS | MAFIA LAWYER ACTS LIKE IT | TRUMP IS A DIRTY RUSSIAN MONEY LAUNDROMAT | MERCERS FUND MILO

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

-----BREAKING-----   ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP INTRODUCED IN HOUSE The Hill reports, “Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) formally introduced an article of impeachment against President Trump on Wednesday that accuses the president of obstructing justice during the federal investigation of Russia’s 2016 election interference.” About goddamn time! Note, “A majority vote in the House, currently controlled by Republicans, is required … Continue reading ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

POLES GIVE PUTIN’S PUPPET A PLATFORM | WH WANTS NSC’S HILL IN THE ROOM TOMORROW | KISLYAK CRIES TRUMP IS DIFFICULT | KASPERSKY TIED TO FSB | RUSSIA CALLS PARATROOPERS TO BALTIC STATES’ BORDER | STRATCOM SITCOM

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP IN WARSAW; SPEAKING AT GHETTO UPRISING MONUMENT If you care about history, humanity, the U.S. and Poland, today will be devastating. Ahead of Trump’s speech at the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Monument, where Lech Walesa is said to sit in the front row, Greenpeace Poland projected onto Warsaw’s most famous building, … Continue reading POLES GIVE PUTIN’S PUPPET A PLATFORM | WH WANTS NSC’S HILL IN THE ROOM TOMORROW | KISLYAK CRIES TRUMP IS DIFFICULT | KASPERSKY TIED TO FSB | RUSSIA CALLS PARATROOPERS TO BALTIC STATES’ BORDER | STRATCOM SITCOM