KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

-----BREAKING-----   KELLY: THANKLESS TASK OF KEEPING FAKE NEWS OFF TRUMP’S DESK The New York Times reports, “The president was given pieces of unvetted information, and found more on his own that he often tweeted out. Policy decisions were often based on whoever had last gotten Mr. Trump’s attention. But now, “inside the West Wing, … Continue reading KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

-----BREAKING-----   DC RELEARNS FBI DIRECTOR TAKES NOTES; CHAFFETZ HAS A SUBPOENA PEN The New York Times reports, “President Trump asked the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, to shut down the federal investigation into Mr. Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, in an Oval Office meeting in February, according to a memo Mr. … Continue reading BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE | DONALD AND THE GIANT IMPEACH | EXPRESS YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF

-----BREAKING-----   IT IS NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE The Washington Post reports, “President Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and ambassador in a White House meeting last week, according to current and former U.S. officials, who said that Trump’s disclosures jeopardized a critical source of intelligence on the Islamic … Continue reading NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE | DONALD AND THE GIANT IMPEACH | EXPRESS YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF

TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

-----BREAKING-----   LUNATIC PUPPET ATTACKS FBI DIRECTOR ON TWITTER Twitler was active on the internets around 11pm last night, taking 15 minutes between calling FBI Director James Comey “phony” and suggesting Comey was so good to Hillary and as usual all of his nefarious ties to Russia are fake. This routine of acting batshit is … Continue reading TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

MOLE HUNT | SANCTIONS + EXXON | CITGO INAUGURAL GIFT | TWO SCALPS FOR THE RESISTANCE | RUSSIANS WAR GAMED ELECTION INTERFERENCE | ANOTHER DEAD RUSSIAN JOURNALIST

-----BREAKING-----   MOLE HUNT! CBS News reports the FBI and CIA are searching for a mole in their midst who “exposed thousands of top-secret documents that described CIA tools used to penetrate smartphones, smart televisions and computer systems” by passing this information to WikiLeaks and/or Russian intelligence, which cleansed it by passing it through WikiLeaks. … Continue reading MOLE HUNT | SANCTIONS + EXXON | CITGO INAUGURAL GIFT | TWO SCALPS FOR THE RESISTANCE | RUSSIANS WAR GAMED ELECTION INTERFERENCE | ANOTHER DEAD RUSSIAN JOURNALIST