U.S. ARMY 242 YEARS OLD TODAY, TRUMP 71 GOING ON 7 | GUNFIRE AT CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME | A MESSAGE OF SORTS? | RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED AGAIN | SENATE VOTES ON SANCTIONS

BREAKING STORY: CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME SHOT UP Multiple outlets are reporting a shooting at a baseball game in Alexandria, Virginia involving members of Congress. Early reports indicate Rep. Steve Scalise was shot. CBS News reports four shot, including the gunman and Scalise. Given what else is going on in the country and the fact that … Continue reading U.S. ARMY 242 YEARS OLD TODAY, TRUMP 71 GOING ON 7 | GUNFIRE AT CONGRESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME | A MESSAGE OF SORTS? | RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED AGAIN | SENATE VOTES ON SANCTIONS

PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL | TRUMP’S FIRST CABINET MEETING LIKE NORTH KOREA | HOW GREAT IS THE GREAT LEADER? | PRE-COUP-LIKE PRESS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA’S FEELINGS ARE HURT | MEGYN KELLY NORMALIZES PRESIDENT’S FAVORITE CONSPIRACY NUT | CAPITALISM CONSENTS

-----ON THE AGENDA----- PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL POLITICO reports, “Attorney General Jeff Sessions will testify in an open hearing Tuesday before the Senate Intelligence Committee on his role in the unfolding Russia investigation, according to congressional and Justice Department officials.” The Washington Post has some useful background as a reminder, “Sessions had a … Continue reading PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS ON THE HILL | TRUMP’S FIRST CABINET MEETING LIKE NORTH KOREA | HOW GREAT IS THE GREAT LEADER? | PRE-COUP-LIKE PRESS | ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA’S FEELINGS ARE HURT | MEGYN KELLY NORMALIZES PRESIDENT’S FAVORITE CONSPIRACY NUT | CAPITALISM CONSENTS

STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

-----BREAKING-----   ANALYSIS: STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY DAY BLUES AGAIN Leave it to Trump to blow the cover of a complex money laundering scheme on something so elementary as a demand for a loyalty oath. Did everyone sleep well after having their faith in democracy and the American way restored? Yeah right, just … Continue reading STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP IS READY TO GIVE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR SPY DEN AS BIG THANKS The Washington Post reports, “The Trump administration is moving toward handing back to Russia two diplomatic compounds, near New York City and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, that its officials were ejected from in late December as punishment for Moscow’s interference … Continue reading PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

ALL THE KREMLIN’S MEN IN TRUMP’S ORB | MARCH FOR TRUTH SATURDAY | MERKEL QUOTES JFK | PUTIN + TRUMP SOUND THE SAME | NUKES CAN’T KILL THE COVFEFE, THE COVFEFE LIVES IN EACH OF US

-----BREAKING-----   MICHAEL “LOCK HIM UP” FLYNN’S HAND FORCED AFTER TAKING THE FIFTH Bloomberg reports, “Former Trump White House National Security Adviser Michael Flynn agreed Tuesday to turn over a limited number of documents sought by the Senate Intelligence Committee for its investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election.” He “has agreed to initially … Continue reading ALL THE KREMLIN’S MEN IN TRUMP’S ORB | MARCH FOR TRUTH SATURDAY | MERKEL QUOTES JFK | PUTIN + TRUMP SOUND THE SAME | NUKES CAN’T KILL THE COVFEFE, THE COVFEFE LIVES IN EACH OF US