TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN AT SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE CBS News reports, “President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday”. The Washington Post adds Cohen “served as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization from 2007 until earlier this year,” and “Former … Continue reading TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

-----BREAKING-----   KELLY: THANKLESS TASK OF KEEPING FAKE NEWS OFF TRUMP’S DESK The New York Times reports, “The president was given pieces of unvetted information, and found more on his own that he often tweeted out. Policy decisions were often based on whoever had last gotten Mr. Trump’s attention. But now, “inside the West Wing, … Continue reading KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

TRUMP MEETS WITH LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE | FRESH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS + PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LAWYERS UP | BALTIC AIRSPACE ENCOUNTERS | PUTIN PUNKS OLIVER STONE

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP MET WITH POROSHENKO, LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE USA Today reports, “The Trump administration greeted his Ukrainian counterpart at the White House with the announcement of a new set of sanctions on Russia”. The Washington Post however adds, “As President Trump greeted his Ukrainian counterpart, Petro Poroshenko, on Tuesday at the White House, … Continue reading TRUMP MEETS WITH LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE | FRESH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS + PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LAWYERS UP | BALTIC AIRSPACE ENCOUNTERS | PUTIN PUNKS OLIVER STONE

FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   COMEY DAY: THE THRILL ON THE HILL Winter is Comey! The day is here. The Party of Russia has begged the toddler in chief not to Tweet live during the hearing or even watch, but with nothing on his schedule and the 24 hour media to egg him on, bring it … Continue reading FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TILLERSON IN MOSCOW Reuters reports before departing from the G7 in Lucca, Italy for Moscow, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters, “It is clear to us the reign of the Assad family is coming to an end”. Tillerson finger pointed and “said … Continue reading BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   G7 IN LUCCA, ITALY A meeting of G7 Foreign Ministers in Lucca, Italy is taking place today. According to BBC, “Foreign ministers will focus on how to pressure Russia to distance itself from Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.” On Sunday, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and “US Secretary of State Rex … Continue reading TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE