NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

-----BREAKING-----   EUGENE KASPERSKY AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS Reuters reports, “Eugene Kaspersky, the co-founder and chief executive of Moscow-based anti-virus firm Kaspersky Lab, said on Thursday he accepted an invitation to testify to U.S. lawmakers later this month over the security of his company’s products, but that he needed an expedited visa in order … Continue reading KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP WANTS SURPLUS MILITARY GEAR TO GO TO LOCAL POLICE The Washington Post reports, “President Donald Trump plans to resume the transfer of surplus weapons, vehicles and other equipment from the nation’s military to its state and local law enforcement agencies, reviving a program which was sharply curtailed by President Barack Obama … Continue reading CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE ARRIVES IN MONTENEGRO AT END OF EASTERN EUROPE TRIP Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence has arrived in Montenegro on the final leg of a tour of Eastern Europe.” He is in Podgorica, the most boring of the Balkan capitals “as a show of U.S. support … Continue reading PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

SECOND SECRET MEETING BETWEEN PUTIN + PUPPET | THE EIGHTH MAN IS AN AGALAROV MONEYMAN | SPOTLIGHT ON PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE | RUSSIA NOT GETTING SPY DENS BACK YET | PUTIN, JUDO FRAUD

-----BREAKING-----   SECOND SECRET HOUR-LONG MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP + PUTIN AT G20 The Washington Post reports, Putin puppet Trump and his master Putin, who fully owns him, had a “second meeting, undisclosed at the time,” during “a dinner for G-20 leaders”. According to The Washington Post, “At some point during the meal, Trump left his … Continue reading SECOND SECRET MEETING BETWEEN PUTIN + PUPPET | THE EIGHTH MAN IS AN AGALAROV MONEYMAN | SPOTLIGHT ON PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE | RUSSIA NOT GETTING SPY DENS BACK YET | PUTIN, JUDO FRAUD

PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

-----BREAKING-----   PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED IN RUSSIA PROBE The Washington Post reports, “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is investigating the finances and business dealings of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser, as part of the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election”. Also some times let us admit, it … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

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-----BREAKING-----   FOREIGN AGENTS, FBI FLUBS, FISA FUN The Guardian reports, “Britain’s spy agencies played a crucial role in alerting their counterparts in Washington to contacts between members of Donald Trump’s campaign team and Russian intelligence operatives”. In late 2015, GCHQ became aware of “suspicious ‘interactions’ between figures connected to Trump and known or suspected … Continue reading THE MOTHER OF ALL THINGS MOTHERS | AGENTS, BOMBS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, TROLLS, PROXIES, MONEY + EUROVISION SCANDALS!