CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

-----BREAKING-----   MUELLER WANTS DOCS ON COMEY FIRING/RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE The New York Times reports, “Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, has asked the White House for documents about some of President Trump’s most scrutinized actions since taking office, including the firing of his national security adviser and F.B.I. director”. White House officials … Continue reading MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP TO MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR Russian state-run RT writes, “The new Russian Ambassador to Washington, Anatoly Antonov will present his credentials to US President Donald Trump on Friday, the White House has confirmed.” How horrible. This has not appeared yet in U.S. media. Russian state-run RT … Continue reading RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DISCUSSED MOSCOW REAL ESTATE DEAL WITH LONG-TIME LAWYER The Wall Street Journal reports, “Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization, discussed a prospective real estate deal in Moscow with Donald Trump on three occasions during the presidential campaign, Mr. Cohen said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.” According to … Continue reading IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP