DELUXE EDITION: TRUMP A DANGER TO DEMOCRACY | ANATOMY OF A SCANDAL: FIELD GUIDE TO COMEY FIRING FALLOUT | NATO IN THE BALTICS + THE BLACK SEA | NOT SO GRAND STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   RUSSIAN ELECTION INTERFERENCE SUMMIT IN PRAGUE The Guardian reports, “Security specialists from 27 countries including Britain and the US are meeting in Prague on Monday in what has been billed as the most concerted attempt yet to counter alleged Kremlin destabilisation measures aimed at undermining western elections.” The five-day summit is … Continue reading DELUXE EDITION: TRUMP A DANGER TO DEMOCRACY | ANATOMY OF A SCANDAL: FIELD GUIDE TO COMEY FIRING FALLOUT | NATO IN THE BALTICS + THE BLACK SEA | NOT SO GRAND STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS

PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

-----BREAKING-----   WE MUST PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF RUSSIAN SPIES MEETING POTUS Most everyone has heard by now that the White House will not be releasing logs of who is coming in for meetings because it costs money to translate them from the original Russian. What does this mean in real terms? POLITICO reports, “Under … Continue reading PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

TRUMP CAN’T LOVE HIS NAZIS + HATE THE GAS | BANNON BANISHED FROM NSC | UDAY FOR DIYALA | PUTIN IS A GAY CLOWN

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP CAN’T LOVE HIS NAZIS AND HATE THE GAS, THEY GO TOGETHER We have a new “red line”! Hurrah! Our great orange leader thinks the chemical attack in Syria on Wednesday crossed “many, many lines”. Now let’s sit back and watch as Assad steamrolls those many, many lines with Russian help cratering the … Continue reading TRUMP CAN’T LOVE HIS NAZIS + HATE THE GAS | BANNON BANISHED FROM NSC | UDAY FOR DIYALA | PUTIN IS A GAY CLOWN

PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

-----BREAKING-----   PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS The BBC and Russian state-run TASS report at least 10 are dead following twin blasts on a metro in St. Petersburg. More likely to come tomorrow, as this is breaking as TRUMPISTAN WATCH goes to press. Recall, Putin rose to power and consolidated his power around fear of Chechen terrorists … Continue reading PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

-----BREAKING-----   JARED WATCH: SENATE WILL QUESTION PRINCELING WITH NEW WH GIG The New York Times reports this morning that the Senate intelligence committee will question princeling Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and an advisor who was conspicuously absent during last week’s political catastrophies, as Kushner was skiing in Aspen on “family spring break” with wife … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

MOSCOW MARINE | ADULTS ARE IN THE ROOM | MOLES IN MEDIA | [REDACTED] TRUTHS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   MOSCOW MARINE Far-right (never “alt-right,” always and forever far-right) French leader Marine Le Pen of the Front National is visiting her benefactors in the Kremlin today. During her visit, Moscow Marine naturally called for a lifeline to her godfather in the form of an end to sanctions against her beloved mother … Continue reading MOSCOW MARINE | ADULTS ARE IN THE ROOM | MOLES IN MEDIA | [REDACTED] TRUTHS

MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE + ON THE SHORE | PLUNGING TO OLD LOWS | MAFIA IS NOT AN –ISM | PUT IN OUR MEDIA

-----BREAKING-----   DEVELOPING: MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE Serhiy Leshchenko, a Ukrainian Member of Parliament and former journalist, revealed new documents related to Trump’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort who also worked for nearly a decade for the ousted Party of Regions leader Viktor Yanukovych who fled in disgrace after ordering security services fire on demonstrators … Continue reading MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE + ON THE SHORE | PLUNGING TO OLD LOWS | MAFIA IS NOT AN –ISM | PUT IN OUR MEDIA