WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

DEPUTY AG ROSENSTEIN IS A BALLER, APPOINTS EX-FBI DIRECTOR MUELLER SPECIAL COUNSEL | FAKT IS FLYNN IS NOT A PATRIOT | NO MORE RUSSIA PARTY OMERTÀ | PUTIN TROLLS TRUMP | WHINY WIKILEAKS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   DEPUTY AG TO BRIEF FULL SENATE ON TRUMP-RUSSIA INVESTIGATION The Washington Post reports, “Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein will brief the full Senate Thursday on Trump’s firing of FBI Director James B. Comey — an event that triggered a wave of controversy for the White House starting last week.” From … Continue reading DEPUTY AG ROSENSTEIN IS A BALLER, APPOINTS EX-FBI DIRECTOR MUELLER SPECIAL COUNSEL | FAKT IS FLYNN IS NOT A PATRIOT | NO MORE RUSSIA PARTY OMERTÀ | PUTIN TROLLS TRUMP | WHINY WIKILEAKS

BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

-----BREAKING-----   DC RELEARNS FBI DIRECTOR TAKES NOTES; CHAFFETZ HAS A SUBPOENA PEN The New York Times reports, “President Trump asked the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, to shut down the federal investigation into Mr. Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, in an Oval Office meeting in February, according to a memo Mr. … Continue reading BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

BRINGING DOWN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | LAVROV VISITS THE OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT | THE PUPPET DOES NOT LIKE HIS SHADOW | THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING

-----BREAKING-----   OBAMA WARNED TRUMP ABOUT HIRING FLYNN Which is probably what led Trump to hire him because as is known, this administration has no policy beyond troll, kiss Russia’s ass, and undo or do the opposite of whatever Obama did. The New York Times reports Obama warned Trump against hiring Flynn “when Mr. Obama … Continue reading BRINGING DOWN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | LAVROV VISITS THE OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT | THE PUPPET DOES NOT LIKE HIS SHADOW | THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING

TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

-----BREAKING-----   LUNATIC PUPPET ATTACKS FBI DIRECTOR ON TWITTER Twitler was active on the internets around 11pm last night, taking 15 minutes between calling FBI Director James Comey “phony” and suggesting Comey was so good to Hillary and as usual all of his nefarious ties to Russia are fake. This routine of acting batshit is … Continue reading TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC