NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

-----BREAKING-----   MUELLER WANTS DOCS ON COMEY FIRING/RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE The New York Times reports, “Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, has asked the White House for documents about some of President Trump’s most scrutinized actions since taking office, including the firing of his national security adviser and F.B.I. director”. White House officials … Continue reading MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UDAY ON THE HILL Alas, something to look forward to! Hopefully some perp walk-like or lite photos of Uday being escorted by security through the Capitol will emerge to hold us over until the real thing materializes! CNN reports, “Donald Trump Jr. is headed for a staff-level interview with the Senate … Continue reading UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

TRUMP CAN’T SAY RUSSIA IS A SECURITY THREAT | ENTER FELIX SATER BOASTING OF PUTIN TIES | IC EXPERT INVESTMENT CO. IS HELL OF A FRONT COMPANY NAME | NEW RED WEB CHAPTER | WV WTF | MASS EXODUS AT STATE | INFRASTRUCTURE ATTACKS | #ALTRUSSIA | “BATTLE FOR THE SOUL OF A NATION”

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP FAILS TO SAY RUSSIA IS A SECURITY THREAT The AP reports, “President Donald Trump declined Monday to tag Russia as a security threat, saying he would put ‘many countries’ in that category instead.” According to AP, “‘I consider many countries as a security threat, unfortunately, when you look at what’s going on … Continue reading TRUMP CAN’T SAY RUSSIA IS A SECURITY THREAT | ENTER FELIX SATER BOASTING OF PUTIN TIES | IC EXPERT INVESTMENT CO. IS HELL OF A FRONT COMPANY NAME | NEW RED WEB CHAPTER | WV WTF | MASS EXODUS AT STATE | INFRASTRUCTURE ATTACKS | #ALTRUSSIA | “BATTLE FOR THE SOUL OF A NATION”

TRUMP TRAITOR TRASH THANKS PUTIN, AGAIN | MANAFORT FALL OUT CONTINUES AS HIS WORLD SEEMS TO CRUMBLE | TRUMPISTAN WATCH IS NO CULTURAL MARXIST ALIGNED WITH ISLAMISTS | PIZZAGATE TRUTHER POLL SUPPORT TRUMP | BREITBART ATTACKS BACKFIRE ON BANNON

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP TAKES GOLF BREAK TO THANK PUTIN FOR EXPELLING US DIPLOMATS Seriously. POLITICO reports, “On Day Four of his working vacation,” which POLITICO should have in quotes, “Trump summoned reporters to his Bedminster National Golf Club twice in one day, in order to unburden himself,” and say, “I want to thank him,” meaning … Continue reading TRUMP TRAITOR TRASH THANKS PUTIN, AGAIN | MANAFORT FALL OUT CONTINUES AS HIS WORLD SEEMS TO CRUMBLE | TRUMPISTAN WATCH IS NO CULTURAL MARXIST ALIGNED WITH ISLAMISTS | PIZZAGATE TRUTHER POLL SUPPORT TRUMP | BREITBART ATTACKS BACKFIRE ON BANNON

JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

-----BREAKING-----   JARED SPEAKS – SORT OF, OK HE RELEASED A STATEMENT The Washington Post reports, “Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior adviser and son-in-law, plans to detail four meetings,” while denying “any improper contacts or collusion in testimony to a congressional panel on Monday.” According to the Washington Post, “Kushner defends his interactions with Russian Ambassador … Continue reading JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

SECOND SECRET MEETING BETWEEN PUTIN + PUPPET | THE EIGHTH MAN IS AN AGALAROV MONEYMAN | SPOTLIGHT ON PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE | RUSSIA NOT GETTING SPY DENS BACK YET | PUTIN, JUDO FRAUD

-----BREAKING-----   SECOND SECRET HOUR-LONG MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP + PUTIN AT G20 The Washington Post reports, Putin puppet Trump and his master Putin, who fully owns him, had a “second meeting, undisclosed at the time,” during “a dinner for G-20 leaders”. According to The Washington Post, “At some point during the meal, Trump left his … Continue reading SECOND SECRET MEETING BETWEEN PUTIN + PUPPET | THE EIGHTH MAN IS AN AGALAROV MONEYMAN | SPOTLIGHT ON PRINCELING JARED’S SECURITY CLEARANCE | RUSSIA NOT GETTING SPY DENS BACK YET | PUTIN, JUDO FRAUD