WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

TWITLER NEVER RESTS IN WAR AGAINST ENEMIES, NEVER WENT TO REAL WAR | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA DENIES | DARKNESS AT NUNES IMPRIMATEUR: FINDING CHRISTOPHER STEELE | RED CAP BOURGEOISIE | TRUMP TV IS FULL TRUMPISTAN

-----BREAKING-----   TWITLER ATTACKS DEMOCRATIC SENATOR ON JUDICIARY COMMITTEE The Washington Post reports, “President Trump on Monday launched a renewed attack on Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.), calling him ‘a phony Vietnam con artist’ on Twitter after the senator appeared on television.” This is coming from a president with a number of deferments who once compared … Continue reading TWITLER NEVER RESTS IN WAR AGAINST ENEMIES, NEVER WENT TO REAL WAR | CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA DENIES | DARKNESS AT NUNES IMPRIMATEUR: FINDING CHRISTOPHER STEELE | RED CAP BOURGEOISIE | TRUMP TV IS FULL TRUMPISTAN

TRUMP DEFENDS MCMASTER OF HIS DOMAIN | MUELLER + MULTIPLE GRAND JURIES | WHITE HOUSE ASKED TO HAND OVER FLYNN DOCS | DOJ WANTS TO PLUMB FOR LEAKS | WEAPONS FOR UKRAINE | CAPITALISM CONSENTS | EVERYONE IS A NAZI BUT THE NEO-NAZIS

-----BREAKING-----   MCMASTER OF HIS DOMAIN: TRUMP DEFENDS MCMASTER V DISINFO The Washington Examiner reports, “President Trump is defending White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid a steady drumbeat from conservatives,” and Russian disinformation, “who are calling on the president to fire him for alleged disloyalty.” The Washington Examiner cites “an unusual statement issued … Continue reading TRUMP DEFENDS MCMASTER OF HIS DOMAIN | MUELLER + MULTIPLE GRAND JURIES | WHITE HOUSE ASKED TO HAND OVER FLYNN DOCS | DOJ WANTS TO PLUMB FOR LEAKS | WEAPONS FOR UKRAINE | CAPITALISM CONSENTS | EVERYONE IS A NAZI BUT THE NEO-NAZIS

TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX NEWS The Washington Post reports, “President Trump laid out his belief that special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is biased in the expanding Russia investigation and suggested in an interview broadcast Friday morning that he may eventually need to step down.” Well that is not going to happen … Continue reading TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI