PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP IS READY TO GIVE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR SPY DEN AS BIG THANKS The Washington Post reports, “The Trump administration is moving toward handing back to Russia two diplomatic compounds, near New York City and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, that its officials were ejected from in late December as punishment for Moscow’s interference … Continue reading PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

NO HIDING BEHIND WALLS | BIG LEAGUE BRUSSELS | CHATTER, DISINFO + LIES | BODY SLAMMING + BAD ADVICE | SHHH THE MARKET IS SPEAKING | RUSSIA AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   OBAMA IN BERLIN, TRUMP IN BRUSSELS: AMERICA’S PAST + PRESENT Reuters reports, “Ribbon-cutting, jets overhead and a dinner in a new, billion-dollar headquarters: Donald Trump's first meeting at NATO on Thursday is choreographed to impress a U.S. president who called the Western alliance ‘obsolete’,” who also happens to appreciate the sort … Continue reading NO HIDING BEHIND WALLS | BIG LEAGUE BRUSSELS | CHATTER, DISINFO + LIES | BODY SLAMMING + BAD ADVICE | SHHH THE MARKET IS SPEAKING | RUSSIA AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE

MOLE HUNT | SANCTIONS + EXXON | CITGO INAUGURAL GIFT | TWO SCALPS FOR THE RESISTANCE | RUSSIANS WAR GAMED ELECTION INTERFERENCE | ANOTHER DEAD RUSSIAN JOURNALIST

-----BREAKING-----   MOLE HUNT! CBS News reports the FBI and CIA are searching for a mole in their midst who “exposed thousands of top-secret documents that described CIA tools used to penetrate smartphones, smart televisions and computer systems” by passing this information to WikiLeaks and/or Russian intelligence, which cleansed it by passing it through WikiLeaks. … Continue reading MOLE HUNT | SANCTIONS + EXXON | CITGO INAUGURAL GIFT | TWO SCALPS FOR THE RESISTANCE | RUSSIANS WAR GAMED ELECTION INTERFERENCE | ANOTHER DEAD RUSSIAN JOURNALIST

PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

-----BREAKING-----   WE MUST PROTECT THE PRIVACY OF RUSSIAN SPIES MEETING POTUS Most everyone has heard by now that the White House will not be releasing logs of who is coming in for meetings because it costs money to translate them from the original Russian. What does this mean in real terms? POLITICO reports, “Under … Continue reading PROTECT RUSSIAN SPIES VISITING POTUS | ADULT IN THE ROOM | CUT IT OUT! | TAX MARCHERS FOR TRUTH | A THIEF RUNNING THIEVES IS A DON

BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TILLERSON IN MOSCOW Reuters reports before departing from the G7 in Lucca, Italy for Moscow, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told reporters, “It is clear to us the reign of the Assad family is coming to an end”. Tillerson finger pointed and “said … Continue reading BUTTER YOUR POPCORN | FISA FUN | MANAFORT OFF THE SHORE | “HOLOCAUST CENTERS” | OBAMA IN BERLIN | NATO’S EASTERN FLANK

STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JENS STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON POLITICO reports Russian puppet president Trump is meeting Vlad’s mortal enemy, the Secretary General of NATO Jens Stoltenberg (in this instance Stoltenberg as a man is irrelevant but his role in the world is despised by Kremlin manchildren).   Stoltenberg will arrive in Washington today … Continue reading STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME