NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP TWEETS | NSC FLYNNSTONE FIRED | SENATE PASSES RUSSIA SANCTIONS (BERNIE VOTES NO) | RUSSIA RETALIATES | 35% APPROVAL | O TRUMPISTAN!

-----BREAKING-----   CHAIRMAN OF JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP’S TRANSGENDER TWEETS POLITICO reports, “There will be ‘no modifications’ to the military’s transgender policy as a result of President Donald Trump’s tweets, the chairman of the joint chiefs said in a message to top military officers on Thursday.” Now before you scream, “Transgender troops are a … Continue reading CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS WON’T BACK TRUMP TWEETS | NSC FLYNNSTONE FIRED | SENATE PASSES RUSSIA SANCTIONS (BERNIE VOTES NO) | RUSSIA RETALIATES | 35% APPROVAL | O TRUMPISTAN!

DOJ ARRESTS INTERCEPT LEAKER + IMPLICATIONS | WAR ROOM IS A LAWYER IN NYC FOR NOW | LITHUANIA BEGINS WALL CONSTRUCTION | DEUTSCHE BANK NEEDS TIME | DIRE POLLS | TRUMP PRETENDS TO SIGN A BILL

-----BREAKING-----   DOJ GOES AFTER INTERCEPT LEAKER Saturday the FBI arrested Reality Leigh Winner, a contractor with Pluribus International Corporation, who, according to The Guardian, “printed an NSA document detailing how Russia had hacked a voting equipment vendor in Florida and was trying to breach local election systems right up until the days before November’s … Continue reading DOJ ARRESTS INTERCEPT LEAKER + IMPLICATIONS | WAR ROOM IS A LAWYER IN NYC FOR NOW | LITHUANIA BEGINS WALL CONSTRUCTION | DEUTSCHE BANK NEEDS TIME | DIRE POLLS | TRUMP PRETENDS TO SIGN A BILL

NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE | DONALD AND THE GIANT IMPEACH | EXPRESS YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF

-----BREAKING-----   IT IS NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE The Washington Post reports, “President Trump revealed highly classified information to the Russian foreign minister and ambassador in a White House meeting last week, according to current and former U.S. officials, who said that Trump’s disclosures jeopardized a critical source of intelligence on the Islamic … Continue reading NOT INTELLIGENT TO OVER SHARE INTELLIGENCE | DONALD AND THE GIANT IMPEACH | EXPRESS YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF

DELUXE EDITION: TRUMP A DANGER TO DEMOCRACY | ANATOMY OF A SCANDAL: FIELD GUIDE TO COMEY FIRING FALLOUT | NATO IN THE BALTICS + THE BLACK SEA | NOT SO GRAND STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   RUSSIAN ELECTION INTERFERENCE SUMMIT IN PRAGUE The Guardian reports, “Security specialists from 27 countries including Britain and the US are meeting in Prague on Monday in what has been billed as the most concerted attempt yet to counter alleged Kremlin destabilisation measures aimed at undermining western elections.” The five-day summit is … Continue reading DELUXE EDITION: TRUMP A DANGER TO DEMOCRACY | ANATOMY OF A SCANDAL: FIELD GUIDE TO COMEY FIRING FALLOUT | NATO IN THE BALTICS + THE BLACK SEA | NOT SO GRAND STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS

BATTLEFIELD EUROPE | GODFATHERS OF THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | HOW LOW CAN YOU GO: CONGRESS AND THE POLLS | WEIRD SHIT

------ON THE AGENDA-----   BATTLEFIELD EUROPE The NATO-Russia Council meeting is taking place in Brussels today, Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports. NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said the NATO-Russia Council meeting would focus “on issues including the conflict in eastern Ukraine, the security situation in Afghanistan, and the ‘regional terrorist threat.’" For Russia’s part, “State-run … Continue reading BATTLEFIELD EUROPE | GODFATHERS OF THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | HOW LOW CAN YOU GO: CONGRESS AND THE POLLS | WEIRD SHIT

BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE | TWITLER’S HOAX | CONDEMNED + DENIED | KISLYAK, KUSHNER + THE KREMLIN’S BANKER | PROTEST LIKE A RUSSIAN

------ON THE AGENDA-----   LEASE ON LIFE, BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE CNN reports that today’s House intelligence committee meeting has been scrapped and all committee meetings this week due to major credibility issues surrounding the committee Chairman Devin Nunes (more in “INVESTIGATIONS, INVESTIGATIONS” as always under the subheading “DARKNESS AT NUNES”). CNN reports, “The decision … Continue reading BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE | TWITLER’S HOAX | CONDEMNED + DENIED | KISLYAK, KUSHNER + THE KREMLIN’S BANKER | PROTEST LIKE A RUSSIAN