TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   SESSIONS + DNI COATS TO TALK INTEL LEAKS The Hill reports, “Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats will hold speak [sic] on Friday morning about the Trump administration's ongoing efforts to combat intelligence leaks, according to a Justice Department statement.” Citing a statement, The Hill reports, “Sessions … Continue reading TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

DEAD MAN TALKING | TECHWORLD’S SANCTIONS BUSTING | BUZZFEED SEEKS STEELE DOSSIER DOCS FROM FEDS | INSECURE NETWORKS ARE THE NEW DEAD DROPS

-----BREAKING-----   THE LITTLE MAN WANTS TO MAKE THE SMALL MAN WAIT + BEG Newsweek reports, “The Kremlin has underlined that the planned meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Donald Trump, will have to hinge on Putin’s busy schedule.” Both insecure losers will be in Hamburg, Germany this week for the G20. … Continue reading DEAD MAN TALKING | TECHWORLD’S SANCTIONS BUSTING | BUZZFEED SEEKS STEELE DOSSIER DOCS FROM FEDS | INSECURE NETWORKS ARE THE NEW DEAD DROPS

SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UKRAINE’S PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko may have pulled off a small coup in winning an audience with U.S. President Donald Trump before Russian leader Vladimir Putin could,” but, “Judging from the deafening silence coming from the White House, however, it’s … Continue reading SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

TRUMP TWEETS HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION | FBI WILL NOT RELEASE COMEY MEMOS | MANAFORT’S DINNERS WITH SUSPECT UKRAINIAN BUSINESSMAN | INVESTIGATORS WANT TO TALK TO TRUMP’S DIGITAL DIRECTOR | NATO IN THE BALTICS | CLEAVAGE TRUMP CANNOT STAND

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP CONFIRMS HE IS INDEED UNDER INVESTIGATION Last Friday TRUMPISTAN WATCH carried an item about how Trump will pepper unrelated conversations with outbursts of, “I am not under investigation!” Well, guess what? He lied and revealed himself on Twitter. Luckily Washington’s various power centers have actively and consistently worked to undercut him as … Continue reading TRUMP TWEETS HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION | FBI WILL NOT RELEASE COMEY MEMOS | MANAFORT’S DINNERS WITH SUSPECT UKRAINIAN BUSINESSMAN | INVESTIGATORS WANT TO TALK TO TRUMP’S DIGITAL DIRECTOR | NATO IN THE BALTICS | CLEAVAGE TRUMP CANNOT STAND

TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

-----BREAKING-----   LUNATIC PUPPET ATTACKS FBI DIRECTOR ON TWITTER Twitler was active on the internets around 11pm last night, taking 15 minutes between calling FBI Director James Comey “phony” and suggesting Comey was so good to Hillary and as usual all of his nefarious ties to Russia are fake. This routine of acting batshit is … Continue reading TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JENS STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON POLITICO reports Russian puppet president Trump is meeting Vlad’s mortal enemy, the Secretary General of NATO Jens Stoltenberg (in this instance Stoltenberg as a man is irrelevant but his role in the world is despised by Kremlin manchildren).   Stoltenberg will arrive in Washington today … Continue reading STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME