CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP WANTS SURPLUS MILITARY GEAR TO GO TO LOCAL POLICE The Washington Post reports, “President Donald Trump plans to resume the transfer of surplus weapons, vehicles and other equipment from the nation’s military to its state and local law enforcement agencies, reviving a program which was sharply curtailed by President Barack Obama … Continue reading CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   COMEY DAY: THE THRILL ON THE HILL Winter is Comey! The day is here. The Party of Russia has begged the toddler in chief not to Tweet live during the hearing or even watch, but with nothing on his schedule and the 24 hour media to egg him on, bring it … Continue reading FIELD GUIDE FOR COMEY DAY | THE THRILL ON THE HILL | ALL THE BEST SALACIOUS COMEY DAY HEADLINES! | DECONFLICTION + ACTIVE MEASURES

STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JENS STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON POLITICO reports Russian puppet president Trump is meeting Vlad’s mortal enemy, the Secretary General of NATO Jens Stoltenberg (in this instance Stoltenberg as a man is irrelevant but his role in the world is despised by Kremlin manchildren).   Stoltenberg will arrive in Washington today … Continue reading STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

-----BREAKING-----   JARED WATCH: SENATE WILL QUESTION PRINCELING WITH NEW WH GIG The New York Times reports this morning that the Senate intelligence committee will question princeling Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and an advisor who was conspicuously absent during last week’s political catastrophies, as Kushner was skiing in Aspen on “family spring break” with wife … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES