CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

-----BREAKING-----   EUGENE KASPERSKY AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS Reuters reports, “Eugene Kaspersky, the co-founder and chief executive of Moscow-based anti-virus firm Kaspersky Lab, said on Thursday he accepted an invitation to testify to U.S. lawmakers later this month over the security of his company’s products, but that he needed an expedited visa in order … Continue reading KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   ZAPAD WATCH: STARTING TODAY, RUSSIA PREPS TO LOSE TO VEYSHNORIA Watch out Russia, Veyshnoria is going to kick your ass but not if it doesn’t have to. Actually it already did. And the Russians are streaming across the border to freedom where the Veyshnorians are passing out bananas. Reuters reports, “From … Continue reading ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DISCUSSED MOSCOW REAL ESTATE DEAL WITH LONG-TIME LAWYER The Wall Street Journal reports, “Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization, discussed a prospective real estate deal in Moscow with Donald Trump on three occasions during the presidential campaign, Mr. Cohen said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.” According to … Continue reading IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

NK, NYT + SUSPECT RUSSIAN DISINFO | TRUMP CAN’T CRITICIZE PUTIN + WHITE NATIONALISTS + THEY ARE LINKED | TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDE WANTED TO ARRANGE PUTIN MEETING | MANAFORT + MORE RUSSIAN DIRTY MONEY | PENCE ANGLES TO BE 46 | VOLKER-SURKOV TO MEET | FIGHT HATE

-----BREAKING-----   LET’S TALK ABOUT NK, NYT + SUSPECT RUSSIAN DISINFO The New York Times reports – and there should be some pretty heavy quotations there – “North Korea’s success in testing an intercontinental ballistic missile that appears able to reach the United States was made possible by black-market purchases of powerful rocket engines probably … Continue reading NK, NYT + SUSPECT RUSSIAN DISINFO | TRUMP CAN’T CRITICIZE PUTIN + WHITE NATIONALISTS + THEY ARE LINKED | TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDE WANTED TO ARRANGE PUTIN MEETING | MANAFORT + MORE RUSSIAN DIRTY MONEY | PENCE ANGLES TO BE 46 | VOLKER-SURKOV TO MEET | FIGHT HATE

DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL TIME reports, “President Donald Trump's son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner will return to Capitol Hill Tuesday for a second day of private meetings with congressional investigators, this time for a closed-door conversation with lawmakers on the House Intelligence Committee.” Pity they have to … Continue reading DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

-----BREAKING-----   JARED SPEAKS – SORT OF, OK HE RELEASED A STATEMENT The Washington Post reports, “Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior adviser and son-in-law, plans to detail four meetings,” while denying “any improper contacts or collusion in testimony to a congressional panel on Monday.” According to the Washington Post, “Kushner defends his interactions with Russian Ambassador … Continue reading JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA