WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND

-----BREAKING-----   COMEY ON THE HILL: FUCK YOU RUSSIA FBI Director James Comey was back on the Hill Wednesday, testifying for close to four hours about Russian hacking interference in last year’s election and saying minimal about the ongoing FBI investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia. He did however acknowledge totally and fully, “It was … Continue reading COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND

GAME OVER? | BY THE SEASHORES OF SOCHI | PUTIN CHUCKLES OVER ELECTION HACKING | “ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME” TO SANCTION RUSSIA | MATERIAL INCONSISTENCIES IN A MATERIAL WORLD | MEMOIRS OF TRUMP TRASH

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   GAME OVER? PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES The Washington Examiner, the Lynn Sweet of the Trump era, reports Trump and Putin will speak by phone today at 12:30pm EST. “After the call, Trump will talk with National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster.” So the White House dad will talk to him … Continue reading GAME OVER? | BY THE SEASHORES OF SOCHI | PUTIN CHUCKLES OVER ELECTION HACKING | “ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME” TO SANCTION RUSSIA | MATERIAL INCONSISTENCIES IN A MATERIAL WORLD | MEMOIRS OF TRUMP TRASH

RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

-----BREAKING-----   RUSSIA PROTESTS AGAIN + AMERICANS GET TO HEAR FROM REAL RUSSIANS On Saturday, thousands protested across Russia. Reuters reports, “One of hundreds shepherded into a queue behind metal barriers by police before handing over their petitions one-by- one, Anna, a 16-year-old Moscow schoolgirl, said she hoped Putin would get the message and not … Continue reading RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA IN BERLIN | FLYNN’S TURKEY LOBBYING LINKED TO RUSSIA | MOGHERINI IN MOSCOW | NEO-NAZI SCUM GORKA’S FAR RIGHT TIES GO BACK DECADES | GORKA STORMS OFF GEORGETOWN STAGE | FANCY BEAR IN FRANCE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   WHO IS A FRAUD + HAS NO BUSINESS BEING REPRESENTING AMERICA? No not the president, although he is too, but his daughter, on the world stage, behaving as if she is the Secretary of State! Please help us Europe, we understand the straight jacket Russia has put us all in and … Continue reading ARYAN PRINCESS IVANKA IN BERLIN | FLYNN’S TURKEY LOBBYING LINKED TO RUSSIA | MOGHERINI IN MOSCOW | NEO-NAZI SCUM GORKA’S FAR RIGHT TIES GO BACK DECADES | GORKA STORMS OFF GEORGETOWN STAGE | FANCY BEAR IN FRANCE