CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

-----BREAKING-----   JARED SPEAKS – SORT OF, OK HE RELEASED A STATEMENT The Washington Post reports, “Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior adviser and son-in-law, plans to detail four meetings,” while denying “any improper contacts or collusion in testimony to a congressional panel on Monday.” According to the Washington Post, “Kushner defends his interactions with Russian Ambassador … Continue reading JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

-----BREAKING-----   ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP INTRODUCED IN HOUSE The Hill reports, “Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) formally introduced an article of impeachment against President Trump on Wednesday that accuses the president of obstructing justice during the federal investigation of Russia’s 2016 election interference.” About goddamn time! Note, “A majority vote in the House, currently controlled by Republicans, is required … Continue reading ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! While protests in Moscow and across Russia are ongoing, BBC reported earlier that Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny was detained at the entrance to his building, according to his wife. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Police in Moscow used megaphones to order anticorruption protesters to disperse as … Continue reading HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP IS READY TO GIVE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR SPY DEN AS BIG THANKS The Washington Post reports, “The Trump administration is moving toward handing back to Russia two diplomatic compounds, near New York City and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, that its officials were ejected from in late December as punishment for Moscow’s interference … Continue reading PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA