WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

KLEPTOCRACY WATCH AS TRUMP TRASH FAMILY DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET | MANAFORT MONEY TRAIL | ANTONOV OFFICIALLY NAMED NEXT RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR TO US | LITHUANIA RECEIVES US LNG | CRAZY MOSCOW MANEUVERS

-----BREAKING-----   KLEPTOCRACY WATCH: TRUMP TRAVEL DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET USA Today reports, “The Secret Service can no longer pay hundreds of agents it needs to carry out an expanded protective mission – in large part due to the sheer size of President Trump's family and efforts necessary to secure their multiple residences up and down the East Coast.” … Continue reading KLEPTOCRACY WATCH AS TRUMP TRASH FAMILY DRAINS SECRET SERVICE BUDGET | MANAFORT MONEY TRAIL | ANTONOV OFFICIALLY NAMED NEXT RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR TO US | LITHUANIA RECEIVES US LNG | CRAZY MOSCOW MANEUVERS

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

-----BREAKING-----   ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP INTRODUCED IN HOUSE The Hill reports, “Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) formally introduced an article of impeachment against President Trump on Wednesday that accuses the president of obstructing justice during the federal investigation of Russia’s 2016 election interference.” About goddamn time! Note, “A majority vote in the House, currently controlled by Republicans, is required … Continue reading ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

TRUMP + PUTIN FIRST FACE-TO-FACE NEXT WEEK | COLLUSION EVIDENCE INVOLVING FLYNN | BOGUS ELECTION INTEGRITY COMMISSION WANTS TO RIG THE VOTE | KISSINGER IN THE KREMLIN | FBI INTERVIEWS KASPERSKY LAB US STAFF

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP WILL MEET PUTIN NEXT WEEK AT G20 IN HAMBURG The AP reports, “President Donald Trump will hold a high stakes meeting with Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin when he attends the G-20 summit in Germany next week, the White House said Thursday.” Be still our beating heart, please. What could go wrong besides … Continue reading TRUMP + PUTIN FIRST FACE-TO-FACE NEXT WEEK | COLLUSION EVIDENCE INVOLVING FLYNN | BOGUS ELECTION INTEGRITY COMMISSION WANTS TO RIG THE VOTE | KISSINGER IN THE KREMLIN | FBI INTERVIEWS KASPERSKY LAB US STAFF

AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?

-----BREAKING-----   THE GENERALS REALLY ARE IN CHARGE The puppet president gave an interview to Fox Business’s Maria Bartiromo, his “first major interview since ordering a military strike on a Syrian airfield late last week”. What do we learn? Well, in addition to thinking he bombed Iraq (he required correcting)? “What I did should have been done by … Continue reading AN ANIMAL, TRULY AN EVIL PERSON | RUSSIAN ORDER IS NOT YOUR FRIEND | HOW MANY FOREIGN AGENTS DOES IT TAKE TO ELECT TRUMP?

TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   G7 IN LUCCA, ITALY A meeting of G7 Foreign Ministers in Lucca, Italy is taking place today. According to BBC, “Foreign ministers will focus on how to pressure Russia to distance itself from Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.” On Sunday, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and “US Secretary of State Rex … Continue reading TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE