JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

-----BREAKING-----   JARED SPEAKS – SORT OF, OK HE RELEASED A STATEMENT The Washington Post reports, “Jared Kushner, President Trump’s senior adviser and son-in-law, plans to detail four meetings,” while denying “any improper contacts or collusion in testimony to a congressional panel on Monday.” According to the Washington Post, “Kushner defends his interactions with Russian Ambassador … Continue reading JARED SPEAKS – NO HE RELEASES A *STATEMENT* | UDAY’S LADY LAWYER FRIEND IS ALSO FSB’S LAWYER | EIGHTH MAN’S FSB TIES | SESSIONS TALKED CAMPAIGN WITH KISLYAK | FLYNN BACK IN BIZ | SPICER RESIGNS | SANCTIONS ARE ON | CHINESE IN THE BALTIC SEA

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

BRINGING DOWN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | LAVROV VISITS THE OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT | THE PUPPET DOES NOT LIKE HIS SHADOW | THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING

-----BREAKING-----   OBAMA WARNED TRUMP ABOUT HIRING FLYNN Which is probably what led Trump to hire him because as is known, this administration has no policy beyond troll, kiss Russia’s ass, and undo or do the opposite of whatever Obama did. The New York Times reports Obama warned Trump against hiring Flynn “when Mr. Obama … Continue reading BRINGING DOWN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | LAVROV VISITS THE OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT | THE PUPPET DOES NOT LIKE HIS SHADOW | THE PRESIDENT IS MISSING

COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND

-----BREAKING-----   COMEY ON THE HILL: FUCK YOU RUSSIA FBI Director James Comey was back on the Hill Wednesday, testifying for close to four hours about Russian hacking interference in last year’s election and saying minimal about the ongoing FBI investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia. He did however acknowledge totally and fully, “It was … Continue reading COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND

TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

-----BREAKING-----   LUNATIC PUPPET ATTACKS FBI DIRECTOR ON TWITTER Twitler was active on the internets around 11pm last night, taking 15 minutes between calling FBI Director James Comey “phony” and suggesting Comey was so good to Hillary and as usual all of his nefarious ties to Russia are fake. This routine of acting batshit is … Continue reading TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

GAME OVER? | BY THE SEASHORES OF SOCHI | PUTIN CHUCKLES OVER ELECTION HACKING | “ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME” TO SANCTION RUSSIA | MATERIAL INCONSISTENCIES IN A MATERIAL WORLD | MEMOIRS OF TRUMP TRASH

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   GAME OVER? PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES The Washington Examiner, the Lynn Sweet of the Trump era, reports Trump and Putin will speak by phone today at 12:30pm EST. “After the call, Trump will talk with National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster.” So the White House dad will talk to him … Continue reading GAME OVER? | BY THE SEASHORES OF SOCHI | PUTIN CHUCKLES OVER ELECTION HACKING | “ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME” TO SANCTION RUSSIA | MATERIAL INCONSISTENCIES IN A MATERIAL WORLD | MEMOIRS OF TRUMP TRASH