TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DID NOT TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH Surprise! POLITICO clearly found nothing to mock in our very fake president’s very real speech to the U.N. General Assembly to slap a headline like “Trump warns that major portions of the world ‘are going to hell’”. POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump … Continue reading TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN AT SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE CBS News reports, “President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday”. The Washington Post adds Cohen “served as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization from 2007 until earlier this year,” and “Former … Continue reading TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S RUSSIA LAWYER OVERHEARD SAYING SOMETHING DELICIOUS The New York Times reports Trump’s in-house Russia lawyer Ty Cobb and John Dowd, described as “a Washington lawyer with extensive experience in high-profile political cases,” while at lunch “at BLT Steak, not far from the White House and a few doors down from The Times’s … Continue reading WHAT DOCS HAS DON MCGAHN GOT LOCKED IN A SAFE? | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MONEY LAUNDERED? | FACEBOOK GAVE MUELLER RUSSIAN PSYOPS RECORDS | TODAY IN FULL TRUMPISTAN HEADLINES | PRETTY WOMAN DREAMS: MELANIA

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DISCUSSED MOSCOW REAL ESTATE DEAL WITH LONG-TIME LAWYER The Wall Street Journal reports, “Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization, discussed a prospective real estate deal in Moscow with Donald Trump on three occasions during the presidential campaign, Mr. Cohen said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.” According to … Continue reading IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP