BANNON’S NO LENIN | U.S. CYBER COMMAND | U.S. EMBASSY MOSCOW SUSPENDS NON-IMMIGRANT VISAS | MATTIS TO UKRAINE SOON | MINSK MEETING FOR VOLKER + SURKOV | PUTIN IN CRIMEA | EIGHTH MAN AKHMETSHIN’S HARD CORE KREMLIN TIES | WIKILEAKS WANTS WH PRESS PASSES

-----BREAKING-----   TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY, FAKE NEWS FAKER BANNON IS NO LENIN Nor is he as good as the Nazi Julius Streicher TRUMPISTAN WATCH has long compared him to. On Friday, POLITICO reported, “Steve Bannon, the populist firebrand who had become increasingly isolated in the West Wing, is out as President Donald Trump’s … Continue reading BANNON’S NO LENIN | U.S. CYBER COMMAND | U.S. EMBASSY MOSCOW SUSPENDS NON-IMMIGRANT VISAS | MATTIS TO UKRAINE SOON | MINSK MEETING FOR VOLKER + SURKOV | PUTIN IN CRIMEA | EIGHTH MAN AKHMETSHIN’S HARD CORE KREMLIN TIES | WIKILEAKS WANTS WH PRESS PASSES

TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PUTIN’S ANNUAL CALL IN SHOW As if Putin were not already as overexposed as a real housewife, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is holding a televised question-and-answer session, the latest edition of a heavily stage-managed annual show broadcast live by Russia's main state networks,” Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, adding “opening questions … Continue reading TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM

TRUMP FIRES COMEY | CRISIS ESCALATES WITH COVER UP | GASOLINE ON THE CRISIS | COMEY SOUGHT TO CLARIFY TESTIMONY | BANNON + FLYNNSTONES KNIVES FOR MCMASTER

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   FULL TRUMPISTAN: TRUMP’S ONLY MEETING TODAY IS WITH LAVROV Reuters reports, “U.S. President Donald Trump will meet Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov at the White House on Wednesday to discuss Syria and a wide range of international issues, a senior U.S. official said.” Yeah and maybe Lavrov gets to check up … Continue reading TRUMP FIRES COMEY | CRISIS ESCALATES WITH COVER UP | GASOLINE ON THE CRISIS | COMEY SOUGHT TO CLARIFY TESTIMONY | BANNON + FLYNNSTONES KNIVES FOR MCMASTER

REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS | PUTIN’S FAVORITE CONGRESSMAN MEETS PUTIN AGENT | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: STATE + DEFENSE

-----BREAKING-----   REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS: COREY LEWANDOWSKI Trump’s truly pugnacious first campaign chief Corey Lewandowski is leaving the lobbying firm he started “Avenue Strategies amid a spate of negative publicity, saying he is concerned that he’s lost control over the lobbying and political consulting firm he co-founded after the 2016 election.” Another white male … Continue reading REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS | PUTIN’S FAVORITE CONGRESSMAN MEETS PUTIN AGENT | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: STATE + DEFENSE

TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

-----BREAKING-----   LUNATIC PUPPET ATTACKS FBI DIRECTOR ON TWITTER Twitler was active on the internets around 11pm last night, taking 15 minutes between calling FBI Director James Comey “phony” and suggesting Comey was so good to Hillary and as usual all of his nefarious ties to Russia are fake. This routine of acting batshit is … Continue reading TWITLER ATTACKS COMEY | LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD PRESSER WITH PUTIN | LA FRANCE PROFONDE | FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF DEAD RUSSIANS | BAD OPSEC

OBAMA IS BACK | FRENCH ELECTIONS | TRUMP’S REAL ESTATE RISK | HIRE AMERICAN NEO-NAZIS | COMEY DOESN’T GET TO DECIDE WHAT POLITICAL MEANS | HUNT FOR RED NOVEMBER HACKERS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   WELCOME HOME OBAMA! WE MISSED YOU! Our last real president Barack Obama is having a grand homecoming today with the youth of Chicago! Welcome home! We missed you! And that time in our lives because since November 9, it has been darkness as we find “a thousand points of light” among … Continue reading OBAMA IS BACK | FRENCH ELECTIONS | TRUMP’S REAL ESTATE RISK | HIRE AMERICAN NEO-NAZIS | COMEY DOESN’T GET TO DECIDE WHAT POLITICAL MEANS | HUNT FOR RED NOVEMBER HACKERS

SLOWING SALLY DOWN | MANAFORT’S TREASURE ISLAND | MYTH OF SISYPHUS | KEEPING UP WITH THE KRAP

-----BREAKING-----   SALLY SLOW YOUR MUSTANG DOWN The Washington Post writes of the revelations we were supposed to receive from the House intelligence committee meeting yesterday. “The Trump administration sought to block former acting attorney general Sally Yates from testifying in the House investigation of possible links between Russian officials and Donald Trump’s campaign, according … Continue reading SLOWING SALLY DOWN | MANAFORT’S TREASURE ISLAND | MYTH OF SISYPHUS | KEEPING UP WITH THE KRAP