CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN AT SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE CBS News reports, “President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday”. The Washington Post adds Cohen “served as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization from 2007 until earlier this year,” and “Former … Continue reading TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   ZAPAD WATCH: STARTING TODAY, RUSSIA PREPS TO LOSE TO VEYSHNORIA Watch out Russia, Veyshnoria is going to kick your ass but not if it doesn’t have to. Actually it already did. And the Russians are streaming across the border to freedom where the Veyshnorians are passing out bananas. Reuters reports, “From … Continue reading ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UDAY ON THE HILL Alas, something to look forward to! Hopefully some perp walk-like or lite photos of Uday being escorted by security through the Capitol will emerge to hold us over until the real thing materializes! CNN reports, “Donald Trump Jr. is headed for a staff-level interview with the Senate … Continue reading UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF