CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DID NOT TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH Surprise! POLITICO clearly found nothing to mock in our very fake president’s very real speech to the U.N. General Assembly to slap a headline like “Trump warns that major portions of the world ‘are going to hell’”. POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump … Continue reading TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

-----BREAKING-----   EUGENE KASPERSKY AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS Reuters reports, “Eugene Kaspersky, the co-founder and chief executive of Moscow-based anti-virus firm Kaspersky Lab, said on Thursday he accepted an invitation to testify to U.S. lawmakers later this month over the security of his company’s products, but that he needed an expedited visa in order … Continue reading KASPERSKY TO KONGRESS | TURKEY’S RUSSIAN MISSILE PURCHASE MAY TRIGGER US SANCTIONS | EU EXTENDS RUSSIA SANCTIONS | DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT ELEGY | BTC PIPELINE EXTENDED TO 2050

ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   ZAPAD WATCH: STARTING TODAY, RUSSIA PREPS TO LOSE TO VEYSHNORIA Watch out Russia, Veyshnoria is going to kick your ass but not if it doesn’t have to. Actually it already did. And the Russians are streaming across the border to freedom where the Veyshnorians are passing out bananas. Reuters reports, “From … Continue reading ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

PUTIN WANTED TO KISS AND MAKE UP | SANCTIONS THREATEN RUSSIAN DEFENSE BUILD UP | RUSSIA USED FACEBOOK TO ORGANIZE U.S. PROTESTS | TURKEY BUYS MISSILES FROM MOSCOW | MONITORING RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA IN GERMANY

-----BREAKING-----   PUTIN WANTED FULL RAPPROCHEMENT WITH AMERICA Putin is the little boy with a crush who will never ever get what he truly seeks because she is too beautiful, too shiny, too full of herself, too distracted. He also misjudged terribly how not broken the West is and how he would get his way. … Continue reading PUTIN WANTED TO KISS AND MAKE UP | SANCTIONS THREATEN RUSSIAN DEFENSE BUILD UP | RUSSIA USED FACEBOOK TO ORGANIZE U.S. PROTESTS | TURKEY BUYS MISSILES FROM MOSCOW | MONITORING RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA IN GERMANY

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UDAY ON THE HILL Alas, something to look forward to! Hopefully some perp walk-like or lite photos of Uday being escorted by security through the Capitol will emerge to hold us over until the real thing materializes! CNN reports, “Donald Trump Jr. is headed for a staff-level interview with the Senate … Continue reading UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”