RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP TO MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR Russian state-run RT writes, “The new Russian Ambassador to Washington, Anatoly Antonov will present his credentials to US President Donald Trump on Friday, the White House has confirmed.” How horrible. This has not appeared yet in U.S. media. Russian state-run RT … Continue reading RUSSIAN STATE MEDIA SAYS TRUMP WILL MEET THEIR NEW AMBASSADOR SOVIET DINOSAUR | UDAY WAS ON THE HILL + THERE ARE NO PERP WALK-LIKE PICS | ADOPTIONS ARE NOW CODE FOR HILLARY’S FITNESS TO SERVE | APPELLATE COURT SAYS FUCK YOUR BAN | ANTISOCIAL NETWORKS

PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE ARRIVES IN MONTENEGRO AT END OF EASTERN EUROPE TRIP Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence has arrived in Montenegro on the final leg of a tour of Eastern Europe.” He is in Podgorica, the most boring of the Balkan capitals “as a show of U.S. support … Continue reading PENCE IN PODGORICA | TRUMP’S OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE UH OH, WHITE HOUSE LIKE OH, NO BIGGIE | SETH RICH RELATED LAWSUIT TARGETS FAUX NEWS FOX | TRUMP + T REX OPPOSE RUSSIA SANCTIONS | T REX TO MEET LAVROV AGAIN | WRAY CONFIRMED AS FBI DIRECTOR

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

-----BREAKING-----   ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP INTRODUCED IN HOUSE The Hill reports, “Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) formally introduced an article of impeachment against President Trump on Wednesday that accuses the president of obstructing justice during the federal investigation of Russia’s 2016 election interference.” About goddamn time! Note, “A majority vote in the House, currently controlled by Republicans, is required … Continue reading ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX NEWS The Washington Post reports, “President Trump laid out his belief that special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is biased in the expanding Russia investigation and suggested in an interview broadcast Friday morning that he may eventually need to step down.” Well that is not going to happen … Continue reading TRUMP TALKS INVESTIGATIONS WITH FAUX NEWS FOX, RUSSIA WITH OUTSIDE TEAM + BLAMES OBAMA FOR EVERYTHING | GOWDY IS RUSSIA’S NEW BFF ON THE HILL | KISLYAK IS HEADED HOME | ARYAN PRINCESS WANTS TO BE PURE OF POLITICS

AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

-----BREAKING-----   AVANLANCHE OF LATEST INTEL RELEASES The Washington Post reports, “U.S. intelligence agencies had sourcing deep inside the Russian government capturing Putin’s direct instructions in the operation to damage Clinton’s chances of winning and help elect Trump,” and in some effort at damage control over the eight months of hell since the coup, even … Continue reading AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

-----BREAKING-----   PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED IN RUSSIA PROBE The Washington Post reports, “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is investigating the finances and business dealings of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser, as part of the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election”. Also some times let us admit, it … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PUTIN’S ANNUAL CALL IN SHOW As if Putin were not already as overexposed as a real housewife, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is holding a televised question-and-answer session, the latest edition of a heavily stage-managed annual show broadcast live by Russia's main state networks,” Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, adding “opening questions … Continue reading TRUMP INVESTIGATED FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE | SENATE HITS RUSSIA WITH MORE SANCTIONS | RUSSIA BARS NAVALNY FROM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT | MAJORITY BELIEVES TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE + TRUSTS COMEY OVER HIM