MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

-----BREAKING-----   MUELLER WANTS DOCS ON COMEY FIRING/RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE The New York Times reports, “Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, has asked the White House for documents about some of President Trump’s most scrutinized actions since taking office, including the firing of his national security adviser and F.B.I. director”. White House officials … Continue reading MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

-----BREAKING-----   AVANLANCHE OF LATEST INTEL RELEASES The Washington Post reports, “U.S. intelligence agencies had sourcing deep inside the Russian government capturing Putin’s direct instructions in the operation to damage Clinton’s chances of winning and help elect Trump,” and in some effort at damage control over the eight months of hell since the coup, even … Continue reading AVALANCHE OF INTEL RELEASES | TWITLER ON THE COMEY TAPES | DEUTSCHE BANK DOES NOT COMPLY WITH CONGRESS | RUSSIANS RAIDED VOTER ROLLS | SLEEPWALKING INTO TOTAL WAR | ACHIEVING “THE MELANIA”

TRUMP MEETS WITH LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE | FRESH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS + PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LAWYERS UP | BALTIC AIRSPACE ENCOUNTERS | PUTIN PUNKS OLIVER STONE

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP MET WITH POROSHENKO, LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE USA Today reports, “The Trump administration greeted his Ukrainian counterpart at the White House with the announcement of a new set of sanctions on Russia”. The Washington Post however adds, “As President Trump greeted his Ukrainian counterpart, Petro Poroshenko, on Tuesday at the White House, … Continue reading TRUMP MEETS WITH LEADER OF (NOT “THE”) UKRAINE | FRESH RUSSIAN SANCTIONS + PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LAWYERS UP | BALTIC AIRSPACE ENCOUNTERS | PUTIN PUNKS OLIVER STONE

TRUMP TWEETS HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION | FBI WILL NOT RELEASE COMEY MEMOS | MANAFORT’S DINNERS WITH SUSPECT UKRAINIAN BUSINESSMAN | INVESTIGATORS WANT TO TALK TO TRUMP’S DIGITAL DIRECTOR | NATO IN THE BALTICS | CLEAVAGE TRUMP CANNOT STAND

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP CONFIRMS HE IS INDEED UNDER INVESTIGATION Last Friday TRUMPISTAN WATCH carried an item about how Trump will pepper unrelated conversations with outbursts of, “I am not under investigation!” Well, guess what? He lied and revealed himself on Twitter. Luckily Washington’s various power centers have actively and consistently worked to undercut him as … Continue reading TRUMP TWEETS HE IS UNDER INVESTIGATION | FBI WILL NOT RELEASE COMEY MEMOS | MANAFORT’S DINNERS WITH SUSPECT UKRAINIAN BUSINESSMAN | INVESTIGATORS WANT TO TALK TO TRUMP’S DIGITAL DIRECTOR | NATO IN THE BALTICS | CLEAVAGE TRUMP CANNOT STAND

PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

-----BREAKING-----   PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED IN RUSSIA PROBE The Washington Post reports, “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is investigating the finances and business dealings of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser, as part of the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election”. Also some times let us admit, it … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! While protests in Moscow and across Russia are ongoing, BBC reported earlier that Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny was detained at the entrance to his building, according to his wife. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Police in Moscow used megaphones to order anticorruption protesters to disperse as … Continue reading HAPPY RUSSIA DAY PROTESTERS! | TRAITOR TRASH TRUMP ENDORSES ARTICLE V AT LONG LAST PROVING HE IS ALSO A SHITTY PUPPET | MORE DETAILS ON TRUMP’S NATO DINNER DEBACLE | AMERICA REDUCES EVERYTHING TO REALITY TV + TAPES

COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND

-----BREAKING-----   COMEY ON THE HILL: FUCK YOU RUSSIA FBI Director James Comey was back on the Hill Wednesday, testifying for close to four hours about Russian hacking interference in last year’s election and saying minimal about the ongoing FBI investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia. He did however acknowledge totally and fully, “It was … Continue reading COMEY ON THE HILL | MOSCOW MARINE + MACRON DEBATE | EASY THERE T REX | LOVEBIRDS! STAND DOWN, LAVROV | MELANIA’S NOTE TO ASSANGE’S GIRL FRIEND