TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN AT SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE CBS News reports, “President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday”. The Washington Post adds Cohen “served as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization from 2007 until earlier this year,” and “Former … Continue reading TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

-----BREAKING-----   KELLY: THANKLESS TASK OF KEEPING FAKE NEWS OFF TRUMP’S DESK The New York Times reports, “The president was given pieces of unvetted information, and found more on his own that he often tweeted out. Policy decisions were often based on whoever had last gotten Mr. Trump’s attention. But now, “inside the West Wing, … Continue reading KELLY PLAYS TRUMP’S NEWS DADDY TO CUT CONSPIRACIES | BRENNAN SAID CONGRESS WASN’T WOKE IN DECEMBER | RUSSIA ABUSES INTERPOL TO GET BROWDER FOR PUTINISM | REMEMBERING RICK DEARBORN EXISTS | HOTLINE SYRIA | FAR RIGHT PO’D KELLY THINKS THEY’RE BS | AP’S NOT REAL NEWS

FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS MET IN HAMBURG | RUSSIAN LAWYER MAKES BEST KREMLIN COLLUSION NOTHING BURGER | ARYAN PRINCESS GROOMED FOR SUCCESSION | WHAT’S PUTIN AFRAID OF? EVERYTHING

-----BREAKING-----   FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS WALK INTO A MEETING… And there is no rabbi or priest, just the translators word to be taken into account and maybe, hopefully bugs belonging to German intelligence BND, or the CIA , assuming the true patriots have not all been purged under the lunatic traitor trash. As … Continue reading FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS MET IN HAMBURG | RUSSIAN LAWYER MAKES BEST KREMLIN COLLUSION NOTHING BURGER | ARYAN PRINCESS GROOMED FOR SUCCESSION | WHAT’S PUTIN AFRAID OF? EVERYTHING

CAR BOMB IN KIEV | MAKE AMERICA LOSE ITS MORAL COURAGE | NATO GENERAL ON RUSSIA’S CONTINUUM OF PEACE + CONFLICT | RECUSENIK FOR LEASE | STALINIST RUSSIA ALIVE + NOT WELL

-----BREAKING-----   CAR BOMB KILLS UKRAINIAN MILITARY INTEL COLONEL IN CENTRAL KIEV Reuters reports, “A colonel in Ukraine's military intelligence was killed by a car bomb in central Kiev on Tuesday, the defense ministry said, describing the incident as a ‘terrorist act.’” Reuters notes, “The police and the ministry did not give further details or … Continue reading CAR BOMB IN KIEV | MAKE AMERICA LOSE ITS MORAL COURAGE | NATO GENERAL ON RUSSIA’S CONTINUUM OF PEACE + CONFLICT | RECUSENIK FOR LEASE | STALINIST RUSSIA ALIVE + NOT WELL

RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

-----BREAKING-----   RUSSIA PROTESTS AGAIN + AMERICANS GET TO HEAR FROM REAL RUSSIANS On Saturday, thousands protested across Russia. Reuters reports, “One of hundreds shepherded into a queue behind metal barriers by police before handing over their petitions one-by- one, Anna, a 16-year-old Moscow schoolgirl, said she hoped Putin would get the message and not … Continue reading RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE | TWITLER’S HOAX | CONDEMNED + DENIED | KISLYAK, KUSHNER + THE KREMLIN’S BANKER | PROTEST LIKE A RUSSIAN

------ON THE AGENDA-----   LEASE ON LIFE, BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE CNN reports that today’s House intelligence committee meeting has been scrapped and all committee meetings this week due to major credibility issues surrounding the committee Chairman Devin Nunes (more in “INVESTIGATIONS, INVESTIGATIONS” as always under the subheading “DARKNESS AT NUNES”). CNN reports, “The decision … Continue reading BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE | TWITLER’S HOAX | CONDEMNED + DENIED | KISLYAK, KUSHNER + THE KREMLIN’S BANKER | PROTEST LIKE A RUSSIAN

TWITLER ON THE SABBATH | RUSSIAN TO CHANGE THE STORY | ACTS OF AGGRESSION + ARTICLE FIVE | CHAOS + CHABAD

BREAKING   TWITLER DOES NOT RESPECT THE SABBATH The roof is on fire. Friday Trump left the White House for Mar-a-Lago in a fury after Attorney General Jeff Sessions recused himself from investigations into Trump’s ties to Russia. On Saturday morning, he woke up early and tweeted bizarre allegations that Obama had wiretapped Trump Tower … Continue reading TWITLER ON THE SABBATH | RUSSIAN TO CHANGE THE STORY | ACTS OF AGGRESSION + ARTICLE FIVE | CHAOS + CHABAD