ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   ZAPAD WATCH: STARTING TODAY, RUSSIA PREPS TO LOSE TO VEYSHNORIA Watch out Russia, Veyshnoria is going to kick your ass but not if it doesn’t have to. Actually it already did. And the Russians are streaming across the border to freedom where the Veyshnorians are passing out bananas. Reuters reports, “From … Continue reading ZAPAD STARTS | RUSSIA DIDN’T GET ITS WAY WITH THE U.S. | WH MOVES TO ALLOW ANONYMOUS LEGAL FUND GIFTS | MUELLER LOOKING AT COMEY FIRING + SOCIAL MEDIA | FLYNN + JR LIES + CONSPIRACIES | US GOVERNMENT BANS KASPERSKY

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DISCUSSED MOSCOW REAL ESTATE DEAL WITH LONG-TIME LAWYER The Wall Street Journal reports, “Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization, discussed a prospective real estate deal in Moscow with Donald Trump on three occasions during the presidential campaign, Mr. Cohen said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.” According to … Continue reading IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

BANNON’S NO LENIN | U.S. CYBER COMMAND | U.S. EMBASSY MOSCOW SUSPENDS NON-IMMIGRANT VISAS | MATTIS TO UKRAINE SOON | MINSK MEETING FOR VOLKER + SURKOV | PUTIN IN CRIMEA | EIGHTH MAN AKHMETSHIN’S HARD CORE KREMLIN TIES | WIKILEAKS WANTS WH PRESS PASSES

-----BREAKING-----   TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY, FAKE NEWS FAKER BANNON IS NO LENIN Nor is he as good as the Nazi Julius Streicher TRUMPISTAN WATCH has long compared him to. On Friday, POLITICO reported, “Steve Bannon, the populist firebrand who had become increasingly isolated in the West Wing, is out as President Donald Trump’s … Continue reading BANNON’S NO LENIN | U.S. CYBER COMMAND | U.S. EMBASSY MOSCOW SUSPENDS NON-IMMIGRANT VISAS | MATTIS TO UKRAINE SOON | MINSK MEETING FOR VOLKER + SURKOV | PUTIN IN CRIMEA | EIGHTH MAN AKHMETSHIN’S HARD CORE KREMLIN TIES | WIKILEAKS WANTS WH PRESS PASSES

TRUMP BEST NOT OUT NORTH KOREA NORTH KOREA | DOCUMENTS DRIP | EVERYTHING RUSSIA DOES BAD IS BILL BROWDER’S FAULT | VENEZUELA: RUSSIA’S $6 BILLION SINKHOLE | 32% | MOSCOW’S DANGEROUS MISCALCULATIONS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP BEST NOT OUT NORTH KOREA NORTH KOREA POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump's warning Tuesday that North Korea ‘will be met with fire and fury’ if it continues its saber rattling sparked new fears that the standoff over the regime's advancing nuclear and missile programs could devolve into a shooting war.” Please, it … Continue reading TRUMP BEST NOT OUT NORTH KOREA NORTH KOREA | DOCUMENTS DRIP | EVERYTHING RUSSIA DOES BAD IS BILL BROWDER’S FAULT | VENEZUELA: RUSSIA’S $6 BILLION SINKHOLE | 32% | MOSCOW’S DANGEROUS MISCALCULATIONS

PENCE IN GEORGIA | TRUMP DICTATED UDAY’S BOGUS STATEMENT ON RUSSIAN MEETINGS | JARED SAYS TRUMP TOO DISORGANIZED TO COLLUDE | RNC TELLS STAFF SAVE ALL DOCS | PENTAGON PLAN TO ARM UKRAINE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE ON TOUR IN EASTERN EUROPE ARRIVES IN GEORGIA Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence conveyed a message of support from U.S. President Donald Trump to Georgian leaders at an official dinner in Tbilisi late on July 31. The United States stands with Georgia, Pence said, as … Continue reading PENCE IN GEORGIA | TRUMP DICTATED UDAY’S BOGUS STATEMENT ON RUSSIAN MEETINGS | JARED SAYS TRUMP TOO DISORGANIZED TO COLLUDE | RNC TELLS STAFF SAVE ALL DOCS | PENTAGON PLAN TO ARM UKRAINE

PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE KICKS OFF EASTERN EUROPE TOUR The AP reports, “Vice President Mike Pence visits three countries in Russia's neighborhood,” in order “to signal support for them and NATO while drawing a line against aggression.” According to the AP, “Pence's mission will be encouraging those countries to continue to ally with the … Continue reading PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS