SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UKRAINE’S PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko may have pulled off a small coup in winning an audience with U.S. President Donald Trump before Russian leader Vladimir Putin could,” but, “Judging from the deafening silence coming from the White House, however, it’s … Continue reading SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP IS READY TO GIVE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR SPY DEN AS BIG THANKS The Washington Post reports, “The Trump administration is moving toward handing back to Russia two diplomatic compounds, near New York City and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, that its officials were ejected from in late December as punishment for Moscow’s interference … Continue reading PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

-----BREAKING-----   DC RELEARNS FBI DIRECTOR TAKES NOTES; CHAFFETZ HAS A SUBPOENA PEN The New York Times reports, “President Trump asked the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, to shut down the federal investigation into Mr. Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, in an Oval Office meeting in February, according to a memo Mr. … Continue reading BRAND NEW DAY! | WINTER IS COMEY | CHAFFETZ SUBPOENA PEN | NOT MCMASTER OF CREDIBILITY | WHITE HOUSE MUTINY BEGINS | ALLIES + ADVERSARIES | FAUX NEWS FOX

SARIN ATTACK IN SYRIA | TRUMP RAISES A GLASS | DARKNESS AT NUNES FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS | IVANKA FOLLOWING ORDERS

-----BREAKING-----   MUCH MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER DISGRACEFUL CHAPTER Senator John McCain has ripped the administration so many new ones, only bullshit can come out of their every orifice. Beautiful metaphor, but since we all must feast off the trough of bullshit for now let us not forget that most everything they do is bullshit. … Continue reading SARIN ATTACK IN SYRIA | TRUMP RAISES A GLASS | DARKNESS AT NUNES FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS | IVANKA FOLLOWING ORDERS

RUSSIAN DRESSING | BLOOD MONEY | EMAILS | TRUMPISTAS + NATIONAL SECURITY

BREAKING   THERE IS NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS By now everyone and their hippie aunt living in some remote corner of South America or indistinguishable housing complex in some post-industrial Middle American shithole has heard that the Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a noted white nationalist who proclaims “law and order,” recused himself of investigations … Continue reading RUSSIAN DRESSING | BLOOD MONEY | EMAILS | TRUMPISTAS + NATIONAL SECURITY