CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   PENCE KICKS OFF EASTERN EUROPE TOUR The AP reports, “Vice President Mike Pence visits three countries in Russia's neighborhood,” in order “to signal support for them and NATO while drawing a line against aggression.” According to the AP, “Pence's mission will be encouraging those countries to continue to ally with the … Continue reading PENCE IN EAST EURO | PRELUDE TO A SLAUGHTER | WHITE HOUSE SURVIVOR: REINCE SASHAYS AWAY, KELLY IN, MCMASTER ON THE ROCKS | BEWARE THE BACK DOOR TO REMOVING SANCTIONS | RUSSIA RETALIATES + RESTRICTS THE INTERNET | PROFILES OF KEY PLAYERS

DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL TIME reports, “President Donald Trump's son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner will return to Capitol Hill Tuesday for a second day of private meetings with congressional investigators, this time for a closed-door conversation with lawmakers on the House Intelligence Committee.” Pity they have to … Continue reading DAY TWO OF PRINCELING JARED ON THE HILL | PRINCELING JARED’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY STATEMENT | TRUMP RAGS ON PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS | DOJ NOMINEE FOR CRIMINAL DIVISION REPPED RUSSIAN BANK |TRUMPENFUHRERJUGEND

TRUMP HANDS SYRIA VICTORY TO PUTIN | TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK LOANS UNDER SCRUTINY | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS NEXT TO GO? | MANAFORT OWED RUSSIANS $17 MILLION BEFORE TRUMP CAMPAIGN | RECRUITING ROHRABACHER

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP ENDS CIA PROGRAM TO ARM ANTI-ASSAD REBELS The Washington Post reports, “President Trump has decided to end the CIA’s covert program to arm and train moderate Syrian rebels battling the government of Bashar al-Assad, a move long sought by Russia,” U.S. officials said. The Washington Post notes, “Officials said the phasing out … Continue reading TRUMP HANDS SYRIA VICTORY TO PUTIN | TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK LOANS UNDER SCRUTINY | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS NEXT TO GO? | MANAFORT OWED RUSSIANS $17 MILLION BEFORE TRUMP CAMPAIGN | RECRUITING ROHRABACHER

ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

-----BREAKING-----   ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP INTRODUCED IN HOUSE The Hill reports, “Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Calif.) formally introduced an article of impeachment against President Trump on Wednesday that accuses the president of obstructing justice during the federal investigation of Russia’s 2016 election interference.” About goddamn time! Note, “A majority vote in the House, currently controlled by Republicans, is required … Continue reading ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT INTRODUCED | DEMS SUE TRUMP FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY | KASPERSKY LAB BLACKLISTED | DEMS PRESS DOJ ON PREVEZON CASE TIED TO VESELITSKAYA | HACKERS HACK HACK’S HOTELS AGAIN

RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

-----BREAKING-----   RUSSIA PROTESTS AGAIN + AMERICANS GET TO HEAR FROM REAL RUSSIANS On Saturday, thousands protested across Russia. Reuters reports, “One of hundreds shepherded into a queue behind metal barriers by police before handing over their petitions one-by- one, Anna, a 16-year-old Moscow schoolgirl, said she hoped Putin would get the message and not … Continue reading RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

BATTLEFIELD EUROPE | GODFATHERS OF THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | HOW LOW CAN YOU GO: CONGRESS AND THE POLLS | WEIRD SHIT

------ON THE AGENDA-----   BATTLEFIELD EUROPE The NATO-Russia Council meeting is taking place in Brussels today, Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports. NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said the NATO-Russia Council meeting would focus “on issues including the conflict in eastern Ukraine, the security situation in Afghanistan, and the ‘regional terrorist threat.’" For Russia’s part, “State-run … Continue reading BATTLEFIELD EUROPE | GODFATHERS OF THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | HOW LOW CAN YOU GO: CONGRESS AND THE POLLS | WEIRD SHIT