NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

-----BREAKING-----   DOES TRUMP KNOW NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS HURT HIS RUSSIAN FRIENDS? POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump on Thursday announced a new executive order that he said would expand authorities to go after individuals, companies and banks involved in trade with North Korea, amid heightened tensions as that country continues ramping up its missile testing.” … Continue reading NORTH KOREA SANCTIONS | FAKEBOOK SHARES ADS WITH CONGRESS | ZUCK IS WOKE IN A SHIT BROWN T-SHIRT | SKADDEN, ARPS HIT BY MANAFORT SHITSTORM | TRUMP-RELEVANT OLIGARCHS CALLED INTO THE KREMLIN | RUSSIA TESTFIRES ICBM | RUSSIA + ITS BANKS ARE FUCKED

MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

-----BREAKING-----   MUELLER WANTS DOCS ON COMEY FIRING/RUSSIANS IN OVAL OFFICE The New York Times reports, “Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, has asked the White House for documents about some of President Trump’s most scrutinized actions since taking office, including the firing of his national security adviser and F.B.I. director”. White House officials … Continue reading MUELLER WANTS ALL THE WHITE HOUSE DOCS | “PRIVATE BRIEFINGS” IN POLITICS IS NOW WAY DIRTIER THAN SEX | RUSSIA + MANAFORT FOR IRAQI KURDISTAN | A MOBSTER WITHOUT AN ENFORCER IS LIKE A SALAD WITHOUT DRESSING | MELANIA TAKES HER OLD “AGENT” TO THE UN | FLORIDA FAKEBOOK

TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DID NOT TALK ABOUT RUSSIAN ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH Surprise! POLITICO clearly found nothing to mock in our very fake president’s very real speech to the U.N. General Assembly to slap a headline like “Trump warns that major portions of the world ‘are going to hell’”. POLITICO reports, “President Donald Trump … Continue reading TRUMP DIDN’T ADDRESS ELECTION HACKING IN UN SPEECH | FAKE PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE REAL BILLIONAIRE, USES PARTY FUNDS FOR LEGAL FEES | MANAFORT IN FBI FOCUS FOR 11 YEARS, DURING CAMPAIGN | MICHAEL COHEN WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB | MILITARY PARADES | SEAN SPICER STILL SUCKS

TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN AT SENATE INTEL COMMITTEE CBS News reports, “President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen is scheduled to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday”. The Washington Post adds Cohen “served as an executive vice president of the Trump Organization from 2007 until earlier this year,” and “Former … Continue reading TRUMP LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN TO SENATE INTEL TODAY | MUELLER THREATENED MANAFORT WITH INDICTMENT | MANAFORT WIRETAPPED FOR YEARS BY US | ZAPAD IS FOR TO MAKE RUSSIA LOOKING STRONG VERY! | UDAY REALIZES THE CHARADE IS UP? KELLYANNE TOO? | MONEY CAN’T BUY TASTE

PUTIN WANTED TO KISS AND MAKE UP | SANCTIONS THREATEN RUSSIAN DEFENSE BUILD UP | RUSSIA USED FACEBOOK TO ORGANIZE U.S. PROTESTS | TURKEY BUYS MISSILES FROM MOSCOW | MONITORING RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA IN GERMANY

-----BREAKING-----   PUTIN WANTED FULL RAPPROCHEMENT WITH AMERICA Putin is the little boy with a crush who will never ever get what he truly seeks because she is too beautiful, too shiny, too full of herself, too distracted. He also misjudged terribly how not broken the West is and how he would get his way. … Continue reading PUTIN WANTED TO KISS AND MAKE UP | SANCTIONS THREATEN RUSSIAN DEFENSE BUILD UP | RUSSIA USED FACEBOOK TO ORGANIZE U.S. PROTESTS | TURKEY BUYS MISSILES FROM MOSCOW | MONITORING RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA IN GERMANY

TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP’S LAWYERS WANTED PRINCELING JARED GONE The Wall Street Journal reports, “Some of President Donald Trump’s lawyers earlier this summer concluded that Jared Kushner should step down as senior White House adviser because of possible legal complications related to a probe of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 presidential election and aired concerns about … Continue reading TRUMP IGNORES LAWYERS | CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS THINLY VEILED CRITICISM OF TRUMP | HILLARY BELIEVES TRUMP CAMP COLLUDED | FBI INVESTIGATES RUSSIAN STATE-RUN SPUTNIK | PUTIN GIVES KISLYAK A MEDAL FOR THE AMERICA OPERATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES LURKS

HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11! ABC News notes Trump will preside over his first September 11 ceremony as president. Be still, beating heart! You can of course hear the audio of Trump boasting as the towers fell that now he has the tallest building in Manhattan, which still is not even remotely true. … Continue reading HAPPY SEPTEMBER 11 | EVERYONE IS A WITNESS | “HELP WORLD PEACE + MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” | WHO HAS EVEN LESS CREDIBILITY: RUSSIA OR THE WH? | FAKE NEWS FACEBOOK | EUROPEANS FINALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT ON TIME FOR ZAPAD