PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

-----BREAKING-----   KREMLIN CONFIRMS IT DID NOT RESPOND TO COHEN’S EMAIL TO PESKOV The Washington Post reports, “A spokesman for Russian President Vladi­mir Putin confirmed on Wednesday that he had received a request for assistance on a stalled Trump Tower real estate project in Moscow from a close aide to President Trump during the 2016 … Continue reading PESKOV FINALLY RESPONDS TO COHEN’S EMAIL | MOSCOW: CAN WE TALK TO THE REAL POWER? | MUELLER SQUEEZES MANAFORT | US HAS NATO AMBASSADOR AGAIN | SCHROEDER TO JOIN ROSNEFT BOARD | NAVALNY REVEALS SECRET PUTIN MUSEUM + DACHA ISLAND | BUT HIS EMAILS! | LEAK KAMPF

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   TRUMP WANTS SURPLUS MILITARY GEAR TO GO TO LOCAL POLICE The Washington Post reports, “President Donald Trump plans to resume the transfer of surplus weapons, vehicles and other equipment from the nation’s military to its state and local law enforcement agencies, reviving a program which was sharply curtailed by President Barack Obama … Continue reading CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS DELUXE! | TRUMP WANTS MILITIAS OVER POLICE | TRUMP ORG SOUGHT MOSCOW TOWER AS TRUMP CAMPAIGNED | TRUMP PARDONS SHERIFF RESPONSIBLE FOR UNCONSCIONABLE | TRANSGENDER BAN | MATTIS: HOLD THE LINE | GORKA OUT | T REX SAYS TRUMP SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF

PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

-----BREAKING-----   PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED IN RUSSIA PROBE The Washington Post reports, “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III is investigating the finances and business dealings of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser, as part of the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election”. Also some times let us admit, it … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED’S BIZ “DEALS” INVESTIGATED BY SPECIAL COUNSEL | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH AGAIN | PENCE LAWYERS UP | CNN FILES SUIT FOR COMEY MEMOS | BALTOPS INTEGRATED | RODMAN GIVES KIM SOMETHING + IT’S FUCKING GOLDEN, A DASH OF QADDAFI FOR AMERICAN AUTHORITARIANISM

REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS | PUTIN’S FAVORITE CONGRESSMAN MEETS PUTIN AGENT | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: STATE + DEFENSE

-----BREAKING-----   REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS: COREY LEWANDOWSKI Trump’s truly pugnacious first campaign chief Corey Lewandowski is leaving the lobbying firm he started “Avenue Strategies amid a spate of negative publicity, saying he is concerned that he’s lost control over the lobbying and political consulting firm he co-founded after the 2016 election.” Another white male … Continue reading REVOLVING DOOR OF TRUMPKIN LOSERS | PUTIN’S FAVORITE CONGRESSMAN MEETS PUTIN AGENT | ACTIVE MEASURES WATCH: STATE + DEFENSE

STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   NATO SECRETARY GENERAL JENS STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON POLITICO reports Russian puppet president Trump is meeting Vlad’s mortal enemy, the Secretary General of NATO Jens Stoltenberg (in this instance Stoltenberg as a man is irrelevant but his role in the world is despised by Kremlin manchildren).   Stoltenberg will arrive in Washington today … Continue reading STOLTENBERG IN WASHINGTON, T REX TO MOSCOW | FROM THE KREMLIN TO CARACAS | SAINT IVANKA SAVES SYRIA | REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

-----BREAKING-----   PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS The BBC and Russian state-run TASS report at least 10 are dead following twin blasts on a metro in St. Petersburg. More likely to come tomorrow, as this is breaking as TRUMPISTAN WATCH goes to press. Recall, Putin rose to power and consolidated his power around fear of Chechen terrorists … Continue reading PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

-----BREAKING-----   JARED WATCH: SENATE WILL QUESTION PRINCELING WITH NEW WH GIG The New York Times reports this morning that the Senate intelligence committee will question princeling Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and an advisor who was conspicuously absent during last week’s political catastrophies, as Kushner was skiing in Aspen on “family spring break” with wife … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES