UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UDAY ON THE HILL Alas, something to look forward to! Hopefully some perp walk-like or lite photos of Uday being escorted by security through the Capitol will emerge to hold us over until the real thing materializes! CNN reports, “Donald Trump Jr. is headed for a staff-level interview with the Senate … Continue reading UDAY ON THE HILL | FACEBOOK SAYS RUSSIA’S INTERNET RESEARCH AGENCY BOUGHT ADS TO INFLUENCE + DIVIDE AMERICANS | PUTIN SAYS T REX FELL IN WITH A BAD CROWD | DARKNESS AT NUNES HEART OF DARKNESS | “DADDY CAN I GO WITH YOU?”

TRUMP HANDS SYRIA VICTORY TO PUTIN | TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK LOANS UNDER SCRUTINY | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS NEXT TO GO? | MANAFORT OWED RUSSIANS $17 MILLION BEFORE TRUMP CAMPAIGN | RECRUITING ROHRABACHER

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP ENDS CIA PROGRAM TO ARM ANTI-ASSAD REBELS The Washington Post reports, “President Trump has decided to end the CIA’s covert program to arm and train moderate Syrian rebels battling the government of Bashar al-Assad, a move long sought by Russia,” U.S. officials said. The Washington Post notes, “Officials said the phasing out … Continue reading TRUMP HANDS SYRIA VICTORY TO PUTIN | TRUMP’S DEUTSCHE BANK LOANS UNDER SCRUTINY | PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS NEXT TO GO? | MANAFORT OWED RUSSIANS $17 MILLION BEFORE TRUMP CAMPAIGN | RECRUITING ROHRABACHER

RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED | DOES THE PRESIDENT KNOW… WHERE CENTCOM IS? WHAT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IS? HOW TO TAKE ATTORNEYS’ ADVICE + PAY ON TIME? | IN TWO WEEKS TIME | QUSAY RUNS MAJOR INTERFERENCE + STEALS FROM CANCER KIDS FOR DADDY | PRINCELING JARED’S FAKE NEWS SAUDI ARMS DEAL

-----BREAKING-----   SURPRISE! RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED! The Washington Post reports Senator Mark Warner of Virginia, “The ranking Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee says Tuesday that hacking into state voting systems was more widespread than has been disclosed.” Surprise! Are you really? Has TRUMPISTAN WATCH not dutifully worked to prepare you for … Continue reading RUSSIAN HACKING MORE WIDESPREAD THAN REPORTED | DOES THE PRESIDENT KNOW… WHERE CENTCOM IS? WHAT OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE IS? HOW TO TAKE ATTORNEYS’ ADVICE + PAY ON TIME? | IN TWO WEEKS TIME | QUSAY RUNS MAJOR INTERFERENCE + STEALS FROM CANCER KIDS FOR DADDY | PRINCELING JARED’S FAKE NEWS SAUDI ARMS DEAL

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

-----BREAKING-----   RUSSIA PROTESTS AGAIN + AMERICANS GET TO HEAR FROM REAL RUSSIANS On Saturday, thousands protested across Russia. Reuters reports, “One of hundreds shepherded into a queue behind metal barriers by police before handing over their petitions one-by- one, Anna, a 16-year-old Moscow schoolgirl, said she hoped Putin would get the message and not … Continue reading RAINING RUSSIAN FLAGS | LIKE A ROYAL FAMILY | THROW GORKA FROM THE TRUMP TRAIN | THE 93 PERCENT | GANG SYMBOLS IN THE WHITES ONLY HAUS | UNITED RUSSIA MAY DAY SLOGANS REVEALED

CALEXIT TO RUSSIA | AXIS OF ADULTS | TRUMP’S MUSCLE HAS FANCY TITLES | PUTIN DRAMATURGIA | PAMELA ANDERSON, KREMLIN CONDUIT

-----BREAKING-----   NAZI SCUM SEBASTIAN GORKA MAY NOT HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE The Jewish-American paper The Forward broke the story in the U.S. of Trump’s counter-terrorism advisor Sebastian Gorka’s ties to the far right and Nazi remnants in Hungary before the bottom feeder washed up on our shores. Now The Forward reports, one of Trump’s … Continue reading CALEXIT TO RUSSIA | AXIS OF ADULTS | TRUMP’S MUSCLE HAS FANCY TITLES | PUTIN DRAMATURGIA | PAMELA ANDERSON, KREMLIN CONDUIT

SEYCHELLES SECRETS | RUSSIAN PAGING WHERE IS MY PAGE? | ALL THE KREMLIN’S NAZIS | FAKE NEWS FRIENDS | SATIRE IS YOUR FRIEND

-----BREAKING-----   SEYCHELLES SECRETS Yesterday was only Monday. The Washington Post reports “The United Arab Emirates arranged a secret meeting in January between Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a Russian close to President Vladi­mir Putin as part of an apparent effort to establish a back-channel line of communication between Moscow and President-elect Donald Trump, according … Continue reading SEYCHELLES SECRETS | RUSSIAN PAGING WHERE IS MY PAGE? | ALL THE KREMLIN’S NAZIS | FAKE NEWS FRIENDS | SATIRE IS YOUR FRIEND