IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP DISCUSSED MOSCOW REAL ESTATE DEAL WITH LONG-TIME LAWYER The Wall Street Journal reports, “Michael Cohen, an attorney for the Trump Organization, discussed a prospective real estate deal in Moscow with Donald Trump on three occasions during the presidential campaign, Mr. Cohen said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.” According to … Continue reading IT’S THE COVER UP, STUPID | CYBER SECURITY ADVISORS RESIGN | GUESS WHAT? THIS SHIT TAINTS BOTH PARTIES BUT NOT IN EQUAL MEASURE | MATTIS FREEZES TRANSGENDER BAN | TRUMP SUCKS + CAN’T DEAL, AGAIN | FAKE MERCH AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

MATTIS IN UKRAINE | TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDE TRIED TO ARRANGE FOR PUTIN CONFAB | STERN DEPICTS TRUMP’S SEIN KAMPF | SENATE COMMITTEE TO VOTE WHETHER TO DISCLOSE STEELE DOSSIER FIRM’S TESTIMONY | “WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOUR EXPECTING ZAPAD” | NUKES OF HAZARD

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   MATTIS IN UKRAINE FOR INDEPENDENCE DAY Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “U.S. Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is in Kyiv for Ukrainian Independence Day celebrations and talks with President Petro Poroshenko and Defense Minister Stepan Poltorak.” Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty notes, “The 26th anniversary of Ukraine's declaration of independence from the Soviet … Continue reading MATTIS IN UKRAINE | TRUMP CAMPAIGN AIDE TRIED TO ARRANGE FOR PUTIN CONFAB | STERN DEPICTS TRUMP’S SEIN KAMPF | SENATE COMMITTEE TO VOTE WHETHER TO DISCLOSE STEELE DOSSIER FIRM’S TESTIMONY | “WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOUR EXPECTING ZAPAD” | NUKES OF HAZARD

FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS MET IN HAMBURG | RUSSIAN LAWYER MAKES BEST KREMLIN COLLUSION NOTHING BURGER | ARYAN PRINCESS GROOMED FOR SUCCESSION | WHAT’S PUTIN AFRAID OF? EVERYTHING

-----BREAKING-----   FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS WALK INTO A MEETING… And there is no rabbi or priest, just the translators word to be taken into account and maybe, hopefully bugs belonging to German intelligence BND, or the CIA , assuming the true patriots have not all been purged under the lunatic traitor trash. As … Continue reading FOUR ASSHOLES + TWO TRANSLATORS MET IN HAMBURG | RUSSIAN LAWYER MAKES BEST KREMLIN COLLUSION NOTHING BURGER | ARYAN PRINCESS GROOMED FOR SUCCESSION | WHAT’S PUTIN AFRAID OF? EVERYTHING

STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

-----BREAKING-----   ANALYSIS: STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY DAY BLUES AGAIN Leave it to Trump to blow the cover of a complex money laundering scheme on something so elementary as a demand for a loyalty oath. Did everyone sleep well after having their faith in democracy and the American way restored? Yeah right, just … Continue reading STUCK INSIDE COVFEFE WITH THE COMEY BLUES AGAIN | TWITLER QUIETS + LAWYER RESPONDS IN STATEMENT | IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF REALITY YET

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

ROGER AILES IS DEAD | DEPUTY AG BRIEFS SENATE | FBI DIRECTOR FINALISTS | DARKNESS AT NUNES RETURNS | THIS IS NOT THE KREMLIN | PROJECT YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF

-----BREAKING-----   ROGER AILES IS DEAD There is no mourning or in memoriam for this one. According to The Washington Post, “The medical examiner in Palm Beach County, Fla., said Mr. Ailes died of complications from a subdural hematoma after he fell at his residence there.” The head of Fox News and former Nixon aide … Continue reading ROGER AILES IS DEAD | DEPUTY AG BRIEFS SENATE | FBI DIRECTOR FINALISTS | DARKNESS AT NUNES RETURNS | THIS IS NOT THE KREMLIN | PROJECT YOURSELF, DON’T REPRESS YOURSELF