CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

-----BREAKING-----   CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! YOUR PRESIDENT IS A RUSSIAN FAKE Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “The U.S. government on September 22 notified 21 states that their voting systems were targeted by hackers in last year's presidential election, and several of the most closely contested states said the hackers were linked to the … Continue reading CONGRATS AMERICA YOU’VE BEEN HAD! | WH, DOJ STONEWALL HOUSE INTEL | BUT HIS EMAILS: PRINCELING JARED’S PRIVATE ACCOUNT | KREMLIN COLLEAGUE PAYS PART OF TRUMP LEGAL DEFENSE | OBAMA TRIED TO WAKE ZUCK WHO HIT SNOOZE | MUSLIM BAN 2.0 | WHAT MAKES MELANIA IMPRESSIVE

NSC ADVISED AGAINST BILAT WITH PUTIN | SPECIAL COUNSEL GOES DEEP | TRUMP’S LEGAL STRATEGY: 1 IF BY DISCREDITING, 2 IF BY PARDON | RESHUFFLING THE LEGAL TEAM ON THE TITANIC | T REX’S EXXON VIOLATED RUSSIA SANCTIONS | UKRAINIANS DYING SO YOU CAN BE FREE

-----BREAKING----- MCMASTER, AIDES ADVISED AGAINST TRUMP-PUTIN MEETING The AP reports, “some top aides, including National Security Adviser Gen. H.R. McMaster, have been warning that Putin is not to be trusted.” According to AP (and common sense, really), “diplomats and intelligence officials were ‘dumbfounded’ by the president’s approach, particularly given the evidence of Russia’s election meddling.” … Continue reading NSC ADVISED AGAINST BILAT WITH PUTIN | SPECIAL COUNSEL GOES DEEP | TRUMP’S LEGAL STRATEGY: 1 IF BY DISCREDITING, 2 IF BY PARDON | RESHUFFLING THE LEGAL TEAM ON THE TITANIC | T REX’S EXXON VIOLATED RUSSIA SANCTIONS | UKRAINIANS DYING SO YOU CAN BE FREE

TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   G7 IN LUCCA, ITALY A meeting of G7 Foreign Ministers in Lucca, Italy is taking place today. According to BBC, “Foreign ministers will focus on how to pressure Russia to distance itself from Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.” On Sunday, Russian Order of Friendship medal recipient and “US Secretary of State Rex … Continue reading TRUMP + CABLE TV + KUSHNER AT WAR | DECONFLICTION JUNCTION: WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION? | MISSILES MAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL GO BYE BYE

PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

-----BREAKING-----   PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS The BBC and Russian state-run TASS report at least 10 are dead following twin blasts on a metro in St. Petersburg. More likely to come tomorrow, as this is breaking as TRUMPISTAN WATCH goes to press. Recall, Putin rose to power and consolidated his power around fear of Chechen terrorists … Continue reading PETERSBURG METRO BLASTS | NO IMMUNITY FOR FLYNN VIRUS | TV TROLLS YOU IN SOVIET AMERICA | SANCTIONS STAY | COVER YOUR ASS

T REX IN BRUSSELS | FLYNN FLIPS | ACTIVE MEASURES | SEX TAPE USA! | READ MY LIPS | PAMELA, ASSANGE IS NOT A REFUGEE

------ON THE AGENDA-----   T REX IN BRUSSELS U.S. Secretary of State and Russian Order of Friendship Medal recipient Rex Tillerson is in Brussels today for a NATO confab. What is Tillerson expected to do in Brussels? What do you imagine? If you guessed holding out the collection plate and telling NATO allies to pay … Continue reading T REX IN BRUSSELS | FLYNN FLIPS | ACTIVE MEASURES | SEX TAPE USA! | READ MY LIPS | PAMELA, ASSANGE IS NOT A REFUGEE

PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

-----BREAKING-----   JARED WATCH: SENATE WILL QUESTION PRINCELING WITH NEW WH GIG The New York Times reports this morning that the Senate intelligence committee will question princeling Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and an advisor who was conspicuously absent during last week’s political catastrophies, as Kushner was skiing in Aspen on “family spring break” with wife … Continue reading PRINCELING JARED IN PRIVATE RUSSIA SESSION | RUSSIA REVOLTS | KREMLIN CRIES PROVOCATION | DARKNESS AT NUNES

CON TRAILS | DARKNESS AT NUNES | DEVELOPING IN DALLAS | “BRING ME THE LADDER!”

-----BREAKING-----   STEAL THIS ELECTION CNN reports, “The FBI has information that indicates associates of President Donald Trump communicated with suspected Russian operatives to possibly coordinate the release of information damaging to Hillary Clinton's campaign,” citing US officials. According to one unnamed official, this is “partly what FBI Director James Comey was referring to when … Continue reading CON TRAILS | DARKNESS AT NUNES | DEVELOPING IN DALLAS | “BRING ME THE LADDER!”