TRUMP TRAITOR TRASH THANKS PUTIN, AGAIN | MANAFORT FALL OUT CONTINUES AS HIS WORLD SEEMS TO CRUMBLE | TRUMPISTAN WATCH IS NO CULTURAL MARXIST ALIGNED WITH ISLAMISTS | PIZZAGATE TRUTHER POLL SUPPORT TRUMP | BREITBART ATTACKS BACKFIRE ON BANNON

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP TAKES GOLF BREAK TO THANK PUTIN FOR EXPELLING US DIPLOMATS Seriously. POLITICO reports, “On Day Four of his working vacation,” which POLITICO should have in quotes, “Trump summoned reporters to his Bedminster National Golf Club twice in one day, in order to unburden himself,” and say, “I want to thank him,” meaning … Continue reading TRUMP TRAITOR TRASH THANKS PUTIN, AGAIN | MANAFORT FALL OUT CONTINUES AS HIS WORLD SEEMS TO CRUMBLE | TRUMPISTAN WATCH IS NO CULTURAL MARXIST ALIGNED WITH ISLAMISTS | PIZZAGATE TRUTHER POLL SUPPORT TRUMP | BREITBART ATTACKS BACKFIRE ON BANNON

TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   SESSIONS + DNI COATS TO TALK INTEL LEAKS The Hill reports, “Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats will hold speak [sic] on Friday morning about the Trump administration's ongoing efforts to combat intelligence leaks, according to a Justice Department statement.” Citing a statement, The Hill reports, “Sessions … Continue reading TWITLER WHINES RUSSIA SANCTIONS MAKE HIM IMPOTENT | GRAND JURY CONVENED | MUELLER WILL HAVE MORE COVER THAN TRUMP | KUSHNER COMPANIES SUBPOENAED | FLYNN ALSO FORMERLY ON CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA PAYROLL

SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   UKRAINE’S PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty reports, “Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko may have pulled off a small coup in winning an audience with U.S. President Donald Trump before Russian leader Vladimir Putin could,” but, “Judging from the deafening silence coming from the White House, however, it’s … Continue reading SIX MONTHS OF DR. STRANGELOVE IN REAL LIFE | EVER CLOSER TO TOTAL WAR | T REX’S NEW “STRATEGIC STABILITY” IS BIGGER BULLSHIT THAN THE RUSSIA RESET | RUSSIA’S PIPELINE POWER OVER EUROPE

TRAITOR TRUMP MADE ALTERATION TO NATO SPEECH, NSC CLAIMS | GRAHAM COMES OUT AS UNMASKED | THE UNMASKING WE WEAR | RUSSIA NOT CONSTRAINED BY BOGUS IDEOLOGY | ROUND UP OF RUSSIAN BULLSHIT

-----BREAKING-----   TRAITOR TRUMP SWAPPED RUSSIA LOVE NATO SPEECH IN, SURPRISE TO NSC Here is your amazing Monday morning headline: Trump National Security Team Blindsighted by NATO Speech. Holy fucking shit, he is 100% certifiable, verifiable Kremlin proxy. Seriously!!! That speech shamed America, humiliated our military leaders and gave Russia everything it wanted by NOT … Continue reading TRAITOR TRUMP MADE ALTERATION TO NATO SPEECH, NSC CLAIMS | GRAHAM COMES OUT AS UNMASKED | THE UNMASKING WE WEAR | RUSSIA NOT CONSTRAINED BY BOGUS IDEOLOGY | ROUND UP OF RUSSIAN BULLSHIT

PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

-----BREAKING-----   TRUMP IS READY TO GIVE RUSSIANS BACK THEIR SPY DEN AS BIG THANKS The Washington Post reports, “The Trump administration is moving toward handing back to Russia two diplomatic compounds, near New York City and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, that its officials were ejected from in late December as punishment for Moscow’s interference … Continue reading PUPPET CAN’T PUNISH MASTER | EXTRA PRIVATE RUSSIAN SESSIONS? | DARKNESS AT NUNES, GO JOURNEY INTO THE WHIRLWIND | SENATORS FOR SANCTIONS | A THOUSAND POINTS OF COVFEFE | CLINTON: OF COVFEFE + RUSSIA

ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

-----BREAKING-----   THE AMERICANS ARE OUT, RUSSIANS ARE IN + THE GERMANS ARE UP ARTICLE V died today. Or, maybe yesterday; I can’t be sure. General Hastings Ismay, 1st Baron Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, famously said NATO exists “To keep the Americans in, the Russians out, and the Germans down.” Now, after … Continue reading ARTICLE V DIED TODAY. OR, MAYBE YESTERDAY | MACRON MAY SHARE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MANTEL | KUSHNER WANTS KISLYAK’S SECRET TREASONOUS TIN FOIL HAT | IN MEMORIAM: ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI

NO HIDING BEHIND WALLS | BIG LEAGUE BRUSSELS | CHATTER, DISINFO + LIES | BODY SLAMMING + BAD ADVICE | SHHH THE MARKET IS SPEAKING | RUSSIA AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE

-----ON THE AGENDA-----   OBAMA IN BERLIN, TRUMP IN BRUSSELS: AMERICA’S PAST + PRESENT Reuters reports, “Ribbon-cutting, jets overhead and a dinner in a new, billion-dollar headquarters: Donald Trump's first meeting at NATO on Thursday is choreographed to impress a U.S. president who called the Western alliance ‘obsolete’,” who also happens to appreciate the sort … Continue reading NO HIDING BEHIND WALLS | BIG LEAGUE BRUSSELS | CHATTER, DISINFO + LIES | BODY SLAMMING + BAD ADVICE | SHHH THE MARKET IS SPEAKING | RUSSIA AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE